Carl x Paul Llamas with hats Episode 1-12

Hes gone

  (Silence)
Carl: aren't you going to say it? ( plz do it its hot when u do it)

Paul: say what Carl?

Carl: THAT! My name! All offended and annoyed! ( Why arent u saying it boo )

Paul: I'm leaving Carl.

Carl: What? (what no u cant leave i love u paul we were going to be parl)

Paul: I'm moving out.

Carl: it's the meat conveyer isn't it... You never were a fan of modern home design. ( Im sorry senpai i love u..... )

Paul: it's a lot of things Carl!

Carl: just let me explain! (Beat) efficiency, industry, never before has so many dead bodies been so manageable. ( i loved u..... i still do noo senpai paul noooo.......)

Paul: carl!

Carl: I'm the Henry Ford of human meat. (Plzzz senpai ill share)

Paul: I've already packed, I'm not coming back.

Carl: awe, come on! We haven't even gotten to the big surprise yet ( plz paul plz stay..)

Paul: I'm sure it's very upsetting.

Carl: well, now I don't even want to show you... ( i love u no u cant leave)

Paul: good! I don't want to see it

Carl: and your being a huge b hole right now. ( Im sorry no dont leave me plz i love senpai i love u so much and ur just leaving me nooooooooo..)

Paul: I'm not the one shoving people into a meat grinder!

Carl: it's not a meat grinder, it's an orphan stomper! ( i think u will love it)

Paul: gross!

Carl: do you know what's gross, your attitude. ( why r u doing this paul why)

Paul: are you serious?

Carl: what have I done to deserve all this b hole coming out of your mouth! ( i just wanted ur love senpai )

Paul: it's everything Carl! It's everything you've done! Ever!

Carl:everything? Even the time I helped Mrs. Bixby with her garden? ( she loved it)

Paul: you buried her there!!

Carl: it's what she would have wanted. ( she know she wanted it)

Paul: you buried her alive!

Carl: she wasn't keeping up with the weeding! As president of the homeowners association, I had to take immediate action! ( she looked and smiled at u i dont care about her lawn)

Pual: all you do is kill people Carl!

Carl: that's like saying all Mozart did was write songs. ( Im sorry forgive me and love me)

Paul: you are completely insane!

Carl: oh, weird! That's what all these orphans said! ( i loved them but them didnt want be to be our kids so....) 

(Big rumble and the room shakes. A roar is then heard)

Paul: is that the surprise...?

Carl: (angry and holds out words) no... ( yes....)

Paul: that looks like a meat dragon, did you finish your meat dragon, Carl?

Carl: (holds out words and is still looks away mad) maybe... ( Yassss..)

Paul: (beats then sighs) it's horrifying Carl...

Carl: (a bit flattered and loosens up) thank you. ( i know it is but not as horrifying as me in the sheets * wink wink nodge nodge* )