Carl x Paul Llamas with hats Episode 1-12

Happy Birthday!!! :)

   1= Paul 2= Carl sorry i got lazy with  the names in this chapter... Sorry..... 

1 Carl, you've tracked mud all over the carpet!

2 Now that right there is a mess... ( Your noticing me senpai)

1 I just had it cleaned yesterday, Carl.

2 I'm not responsible for this - I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning. ( I've been practicing for you)

1 They're clearly your hoofprints, Carl. 

2 Then there is an imposter on the loose! ( Ive finally got your attention boo)

1 They lead directly to you!

2 Clue number one: The imposter is a phantom. ( i love u so much boo thank u for noticing me!! )

1 Carl, stop avoid- *BOOM!*

1 CARL!

2 Happy birthday! ( do u like it)

1 It's not - please tell me you had nothing to do with this.

2 Why don't you blow out your candle? ( Go ahead blow it out )

1 You've gone too far this time, Carl.

2 What? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city. (Was this to much)

1 How did you even do this?

2 A dollop of fairy dust. ( hehe )

1 Carl-

2 I ripped the tag off a mattress. ( it was evil )

1 This isn't funny.

2 Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded. ( They looked at u )

1 I'm leaving. I've had enough of this.

2 But think of all the perfectly roasted face we'll get to munch on now. ( There delicious! )

1 What? Why?

2 Because we're friends. And friend ship is two pals munching on a well roasted face together. ( I did all this for u boo)

1 That isn't friendship, Carl. That's sick.

2 Well, then you're probably not going to like your birthday decoration. ( Im soo sorry)

1 It's not even my - Oh my God.

2 Surprise! ( u likey??)

1 Oh... oh no. Aww...

2 I'm sorry, I thought you liked faces. Obviously there's a mis communitcation. ( u no Likey??)

1 This is awful, Carl.

2 You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured it in my head. ( Im sorry boo.. Im so sorry..)

1 I think I'm gonna throw - oh, one just touched me.

2 This was clearly not the way to go. ( I thought u would like it)

1 Ya think, Carl?

2 What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross. ( yes it is)

1 But that isn't the problem, Carl! Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

2 Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. ( Im sorry u still love me?)

1 oh.

2 I don't how you keep forgetting that. ( i love u... Senpaul....)