Carl x Paul Llamas with hats Episode 1-12

Baby Hands.....

  Paul- Carl! I know you've done something

Carl- Whatever do you mean? ( Shit he knows)

Paul- You've always done something. It's a lovely day out, we're having a good time. What have you done?

Carl- You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel. ( Please dont let the portal open please dont let the portal open)

Paul- Carl!

Carl- I am a respected member of the community... to even insinuate-  (paul plz)

Paul- Ok Carl, so what did you do today?

Carl- Well let's see, I washed the car. ( I wish you were there, in a bikini)

Paul- Uhuh

Carl- I made a donation to the local girl scout troop (Hands taste good in cookies.)

Paul- Sure

Carl- I returned an overdue movie at Blockbuster ( u dont wanna know what it was about....)

Paul- What else?

Carl- Hmmm, I stepped on a ladybug by accident. ( it wasn't a accident) 

Paul- Go on.

Carl- And... I baked some banana bread for our neighbor Pat. I believe that's it. Done. ( I poisoned it cuz he looked at u)

Paul- That's it...

*Portal Opens*

Carl- That's all I did today... Ohhhhhh   ( Shit it opened)

Paul- Carl! What is that?

Carl- I may have forgot to mention one of my activities. ( hehe oopies)

Paul- Carl!

Carl- I apologize, that was wrong. ( forgive me)

Paul- Explain Carl!

Carl- Well from here it looks like a weather balloon. ( hehe i dont think u wanna know what it is for)

Paul- I'm not in the mood for this.

Carl- I think it's just a lens flare and some dust. ( yep dust.....)

Paul- Just tell me Carl.

Carl- Fine, I may have created a crack in space time. Through which to collect millions of baby hands. ( I LOVE BABY HANDS!!! Almost as much as i love u....)

Paul- Huh.

Carl- What do you mean huh? ( what is senpai not impressed) 

Paul- I think I was expecting worse.

Carl- Worse? But this is totally fugged bro. ( :( )

Paul- I know but after last time with the nuke and the faces, it's just...

Carl- Come on, look at this. How did I even do this? ( How did i do this?? i forgot)

Paul- I don't understand how or why you do anything.

Carl- Do you know what it feels like to be Carl right now? It hurts. Not as much as the babies but it hurts. ( No it doesnt)

Paul- Awww Carl.

Carl- What? ( what senpai.. What!!!)

Paul- Why are there only hands from white babies?

Carl- Well, you know, whities gotta pay. ( i hate white babys )

Paul- Ah

Carl- And the payment is baby hands.  ( whahahaha)