Waking Up in Mystic Falls

EL PLAN

"Wow that's kind a genius." I say out loud in small admiration of the evil deed Lily has committed.

"You're not serious." Damon spat.

"What? I'm just saying it was smart, to alter the news and make it a virus so that when they die she can blame it on that and never even be attached to it. She's only been here what 2 months and she's figured out how things work. I'm just saying none of you, have ever thought of this even when you were "evil"." And just like that I no longer had any friends in the room, shit where is Klaus when you need him he would have understood.

"Bon, get her out of here!" Damon screams like a child, really it left my ears ringing.

"What is wrong with you?" I ask this boy acts like some deranged wild animal.

"No, what is wrong with you? Calling my mother a genius." He was getting real close to invading my personal bubble.

"First things first, I never called your mother a genius. I said the plan was kinda genius. I'm a fan of good craftsmanship, wherever I find it. And can we please address the fact that you seem to be more mad at the fact that you thought I called your mother a genius, then the fact that I said a plan that involved massacring a bunch of kids was sorta genius." I cross my arms but let's be for real everyone in this room knows damn well Damon doesn't care about strangers or casualties if it doesn't affect him, this is why he doesn't have hero hair he's got a mop on his head that he calls hair.

"So you want those kids to die?" Caroline asks.

"God, no! What the fuck? I am not that morbid!" Jesus what they think I am, Satan.

"Well right now, Catia, it's looking like they're going to die." Bonnie scowls as she grabs her hair not sure what to do.

"These kids aren't going to die, just because two dudes are tied up here. Like, what are the rest of us, useless?" I point out, shit what happened to good old fashioned girl power?

"She has a point. Damon and I may not be able to do anything but Bonnie, you and Caroline can still stop them." Stefan says and I cough obnoxiously.

"And Catia you as well." I smile as I toss my hair to the side, I mean I didn't get this hero hair for nothing.

"Well Ladies we heard him let's hit the road, and save the day." I say as I march to the front door, awaiting for my ladies to follow suit. It took them awhile to register what was happening but by the time I stepped outside they were right behind me, or at least that's what I thought.

"Catia we have a problem." I hear Care grunt.

"What is my hair messed up?" I say as I instantly go to run my fingers through the back of my head.

"No we have an actual serious problem." Bonnie strains in anguish as I turn around to argue how serious a hair malfunction is. In fact so serious it can detract from a scene, cough cough RIP Bonnie's old wigs. But instead I'm greeted with two women who look like they're stuck behind glass.

"No! NO! NO!!" I say as I try to yank the girls out.

"Stop it's useless, it looks like our mother not only hexed us in but them as well." Stefan clarifies as he grabs the bridge of his nose.

"She probably trapped all magical entities inside the house so that they could not stop her, which is why Catia was able to leave." Bonnie points out as she rubs her temple.

"Shit-" I start.

"Don't you fucking say it." Damon interrupts.

"Say what?" I ask how could he possibly know what I was gonna say next.