"Ross, you stupid fuckin' idiot!" Ross held his phone away from his face and nearly dropped it. "How the fuck could you, you dick? Arin asked me out earlier, and do you know what I said? Do you know what I fucking said, Ross?" Ross sighed.
"What did you say, Danny?"
"I told him, 'I'm an atheist,' and ran the fuck away like he was a Scooby Doo villain! Do you know what that is, Ross? I'm not a fucking atheist, Ross!"
"I know you're not, Danny."
"He's gonna ask again, Ross."
"So? Just answer him!"
"He'll tell everyone I'm gay!"
"Are you gay, Dan?" The other end was quiet. Dan hung up on him.
Fuck, Dan's gay!
