Zoe: Hey people.
Zoe: Someone come online.
Raffy: Yeah, I'm here.
Abi: Hi.
Raffy: How's life?
Zoe: Guys, I'm such a weird person.
Raffy: You just realised.
Abi: *sniggers in the background*
Zoe: You weird too.
Raffy: Well, I didn't deny it.
Raffy: Hehe.
Zoe: Anyone wanna hear my story again?
Zoe: One about a wittle wittle bee.
Raffy: As long as I can butt in every now and again.
Zoe: Yes, you can. XD
Abi: Omg please don't Zoe!
Zoe: Ok
Once upon a time there was a wittle wittle bee,
Abi: ....
Zoe: She was sad,
And wanted ice cream,
So she went to walk,
And found another golden trail on the floor.
Raffy: She realised it was pee.
Zoe: So she followed the golden trail,
To a house deep in the woods.
Raffy: It was maDE OF PEEE AND PPPOOOOP!
Zoe: XD
She entered inside...
Raffy: And an old lady and a boy were having sex.
Zoe: Oml XD
Thts worse than I thought XD
Raffy: I know.
Abi: Wtf is wrong with you lot?
Zoe: We so amazing we blew you away #SMUGFACE
Raffy: Innit.
Zoe: Ok back to the story XD
Raffy: Ok then.
Zoe: So she entered yeah,
And there was some random shxt on the floor,
Quite literally XD.
Raffy: A cat had pooped (me).
Zoe: Probably.
Raffy: I couldn't find the toilet, soz.
Zoe: There was nothing else in the room so
She went to a bedroom.
Abi: Add me back on the chat after you're done.
Zoe: Raffy your turn XD
Raffy: And she had sex with a ball.
Zoe: Oml XD
The END.
...Abi died.
Raffy: RIP.
Zoe: Yeah.
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HEYA!!!!!
YEAH SO THAT'S- sorry, didn't know it was in caps.
So, how did you like the first chapter?
I would say more but it's midnight and I'm sleepy as heck.
This is going to be a random book, meaning it will have really irregular and weird/dirty updates. Just a headsup.
By the way, this is Raffy talking. Me and Zoe will most likely be on this account the most, though you may see other members.
...yeah, we did have that conversation. Oops.
I'm really tired, so see you guys whenever.
-Raffy,
-FRAGZS.
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The FRAGZS Book Of Randomness
AcakThis is a book of random sorts, Nah, it ain't a poem, we're too lazy for that. But you'll still love us, Or we'll kill you (might be kidding). This is a book to make you laugh, And to make you choke on your coffee when you read something dirty. Thi...
