"Baby I invited the other wedding couple over for a swim party"
"But Michael, I thought you whisked me back home so fast, so we could get our groove on before 12:01 turning into September 1st"
"We got time. It's only 10:00 pm and since I was the Best Man I have to toast the Groom. You were the Matron of Honor, you have to try and catch her wedding bouquet"
"Baby I got papers on you"
"I know and Imma need you to be their DJ tonight"
"What?"
"Yeah Shamone baby girl. Shamone Chocolate Drop Mrs. We got time. I promise Imma slow it down and have you swarming and swerving"
"Yeah well since you want me to be The DJ for the swim party, let me go get this one song I brought. "
"Baby we in another Country. Please dont play Ghetto Fabulous music, OK?"
"Too Late. I got stacks of em"
"Oh God"
"Oh God is right"
"Just wait until the swim party is over"
"Nah, we gone go lay down right now and listen to this song"
"Right now?"
"Yes, this our Honeymoon and I want quality time as well as quantity time with you"
"OK" he sure not going to be the undisputed King right about now
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The Best Man
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Dat Ass
"Chocolate Drop, I believe you got jealous of me at the other wedding. Thinking the other Bride was looking at me. Shamone on Bae. We are on our Honeymoon. Let's dont fight before August is official gone by 12:01 tonight...OK? I'll make love to you now and after the swim party..if you be good"
