Chapter 6 - We're both crazy

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Harley's POV
We head out the factory and jump into The Joker's metallic, purple Lamborghini. I twist my new, soft as candyfloss, pink and blue hair.
And The Joker races the car, "so we're we off to, puddin?!"
He looks at me with a huge smile on his face, "we're doing business, honey."
"You know Mr J, I think I'm falling in love with ya" I say.
"I did the minute I laid eyes on you, hotness."
I giggle at that thought. He turns the car and speeds onto the kerb of a strip club.
"This should be fun" I laugh as I slam the car door.

As we walk in, there are bright yellow lights flashing onto us. This is perfect. I run over to the poles and start dancing with strangers. I wonder what Mr J thinks of this. I let out a small laugh.

Jokers POV
Harley has run off without me. Typical I think to myself, but get interrupted as a dark coloured man with gold piercings and a white jacket comes up to me, "Hello, Joker"
"Let's get down to buisness, shall we?" I reply.

We sit opposite each other, on dark purple seats.
My eyes lead me towards Harley, dancing the night away. Her looks get all the attention.
"So how much money we talking?" I hear him mumble in the background. He then turns to see what I'm staring at.
"Mmm, you got yourself a bad girl."
My dark green eyes concentrate on him. I'm raging with anger.
"Oh yes" I laugh, "you like her?"
He turns and gives a worried look.
"Don't worry, pal" I whistle to Harley and she comes straight over.
"Oh yes, come to daddy" I say as my eyes focus on her.
"Puddin'!" She laughs out loud with her bright red lipstick smothered over her lips.
"You're the gift to this.. Man." I say, pushing back my green hair.

Harley's POV
I wrap my thigh around his lap.
"You're cute" I say as I study his face, "do you want me..?"
He lets out a worried sigh, "Joker, this is your girl."
"Well, that's right" The joker says.
I smirk.
"I don't want no beef."
The joker flails his arms, "You don't want no beef? You don't want no beef?" He mocks.
"Why? What's wrong?" I question.
I knew where this was going.
Quickly, I stand up next to Mr J and grab his arm. He lifts up a gun and
BANG
pulls the trigger.
The mans dead body drops to the floor.
We both laugh like maniacs.
We're crazy. And what's wrong with that?

// Loads of people are adding this story to their reading lists and thank you guys so much! Just be sure to leave a vote, I would appreciate that a LOT! I go back to school tomorrow so I might not be able to update a lot but I will try my best.

Btw I have included scenes from suicide squad but the next chapters will be nothing to do with it, I hardly had any ideas for the first few chapters but the rest is going to be original🌸 //

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