Tiger's Curse On Crack

Tigers With Hats

Ren: Kissshhaaan there is dead a human in our house!

Kishan: Oh! Hey how did she get here?

Ren: Kissshaaan what did you do?!

Kishan: Me? I didnt do this.

Ren: Explain what happened Kishan!

Kishan: I've never seen her before in my life!

Ren: Why did you kill this person Kishan?

Kishan: I do not kill people, that is...that is my least favorite thing to do.

Ren: Tell me Kishan, exactly what were you doing before I got home?

Kishan: Alright, so I was upstairs-

Ren: Okay.

Kishan: I was uh sitting in my room.

Ren: Yes?

Kishan: Reading my book.

Ren: Go on.

Kishan: And this girl walked in,

Ren: Okay.

Kishan: So I walked up to her,

Ren: Yes?

Kishan: and I uh, stabbed her 37 times in the chest.

Ren: .....Kissshaaan that kills people!

Kishan: Oh! Oh wow I didn't know that.

Ren: How could you not know that?!

Kishan: Yeah I'm in the wrong here, I suck.

Ren: Wait, what happened to her hands?

Kishan: What's that?

Ren: Her hands, why are they missing?

Kishan: Oh I uh, kinda cooked them up and uh, ate them.

Ren: .....Kiisssshhhaan.

Kishan: I was hungry and when you crave hands-

Ren: Why on Earth would you do that?!

Kishan: I was hungry for hands! Give me a break!

Ren: Kishhaaaaaan!

Kishan: My stomach was making the rumblies-

Ren: Kishan!

Kishan: That only hands could satisfy~

Ren: What is wrong with you Kishan?!

Kishan: Well I uh kill people and I eat hands. That's two things.