Horrible Pick Up Lines

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Kishan: Of course...one has heard of Roses on their piano, but how about tulips on my organ?

Ren: That's weak. Is that a cellphone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

Kelsey: If you guys were squirrels I would let you bury your nuts in my hole.

Ren: ......

Kishan: .......

Nilima: Ha! But they're tigers and not squirrels! Ha!

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