i am back bitch
That's right, Jesus has risen.
That one part of carousel by Melanie Martinez at like 3:20 or so, where she just screams "ridin"
Yeah that part
I like to pretend she's saying "ryden"
Is that weird
I don't want you to answer that
BUT ITS BETTER IF YOU DO
I'm so proud of myself
I am a soccer mom
Aight so this kid cut in front of me at the water park and I got so tempted to beat him the fuck up. And I told my cousin, and he said he would beat him to the ground. Glad to know my family condones violence.
Stay street raw meat
Did I call myself Jesus cause wowo
Damn I'm panic! AF today
If beebo is asking Dallon a question is it panic?
Idk. I'm sleepy
TBH saying shit like sleepy, and tummy is just so nice to me. Like my ears just like it.
MY COUSIN(the one from up there^)
Told me to watch monster inc ear rape. MOTHER FUCKER TOLD ME TO LOOK UP EAR RAPE. My ears are fine thanks cuz. ANYWAYS IT SOUND LIKE DEATH. LIKE ACTUAL DEATH. Don't look it up.
EDIT: OKAY MY COUSIN IS NOT CANADIAN OR DEAD. TBH I doubt he would go to heaven. AND HES NOT THE VIOLENT ONE EITHER SO IM CONFUSED. I love how instead of deleting the sentence, I just right a little paragraph.
Okay I know you're prolly already looking it up. Suite yourself do0d
YOU ARE READING
Relatable memes and toxic dreams
RandomThat title is edgy as fuck. Holy shit I'm so cool. It's kinda a interactive book. Kinda a "I don't actually give a hairy fuck what you think and I'm gonna write whatever the hell I feel like". So enjoy ya jelly whore! I made the cover I think. Bitch...
