That title is edgy as fuck. Holy shit I'm so cool. It's kinda a interactive book. Kinda a "I don't actually give a hairy fuck what you think and I'm gonna write whatever the hell I feel like". So enjoy ya jelly whore!
I made the cover I think.
Bitch...
SO THIS IS INSPIRED BY A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH MY GOOD FRIEND ALEX
ALSO, IM AT A PARTY AND THIS GIRL IS A REALLY GOOD SINGER
SO I READ GAY SMUT SOOOOO MUCH
LIKE BOYXBOY BUT IM A EXPERT AT GAY SEX
LIKE, IF I HAD A DICK, I WOULD BE KILLIN IT IN THE STREETS AND IN THE SHEETS.
I WOULD PROLLY Have a sex empire. I would be a top and bottom. And I would just be soooo good. I'd be such a GOOD GAY MAN YALL. OML I am a motherfuckin pro at butt stuff. BUT I AM LACKING A DADDY DICK, so I can not get money rn.
Siiggghhh
OKAY WELL IM GONNA GO PRAY FOR A DICK.
I am getting a tattoo on my hand that says "Josh tops" if you wanna come with me. It's gonna be super legit. The tattoo artist lives in a basement, really official.
Are multiple penises called peni?i hope so, cause that'd be gold.
Last year I couldnt even say period without dying. And now look at me. LEGITIMATELY SCREAMING THE WORD DICK IN ENGLISH CLASS. Wow, how I have grown.
I'm SUCH A GOOD PERSON.
Yeyeyeywyeyeeet
Okay, well, umm, ughhhhhghghghhghh
I'm slowly running out of those rhyming things.
I gotta hit the hay and be a little gay!
Leave
Okay I do this too much
Ur still here
Helloooo!!! This is FITE club
It's an underground club
Don't talk about it
Apparently my girlfriend is sexually attracted to a wall. I gotta go morph into this white building real quick
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