sugar rush

From his Swamp to the Next (Shrek x Reader)

as request by fanficledgeord 

PS i didnt right out unstopabil bc it is too long and hard 2 wirte hha!

It was just another sunni dai outsyd. I was feshing for squirrils in a pond and im a fairy with wings and i have manie powers and many powies

i can fli to

i am in swamp fishi for skwerl

"hello, wut r u do in my swemp?" an ugly ohgor axed me.

i sed to him and i turnd around in shock at what i was fayc to fas with an ohgur! "ahhh!!!!" i screm then ran

i turnd arownd and saw ohgur, "am just fish," i tolld him.

"oh, okay, well, hello there."

he pulled out a long piece of wax from his ear and pressd it to my chek. i "havent scene u around hear at all."

i nodded athim. i ju"st moved hear from Human town am hooman."

:okay" my name is Shrek Satorious"

"hello sherk" i sed. "my name is (Y.n) and im hear to steel mankynd we are unstop"

"yis we are y-period-n" "cna i give u nickname?"

"yis"

"okay, hello nick"

"hi"

"we ar unstop"

i nodded at him in agree and we ranned to the town. we both grabbed tress on the way to the town and i killd so many people it was so fun you guys! aftur killeng lost of peeplu

i look shak in his i. he held my hands with his strong manly gren ones and leend forward. he pressd his soft lips against mine nd we kissd for what felt like 5ever.

"there are so many sides to you, that i stell wunt 2 lern about." i wisperd tew him.

he llifted me chen up with his big fat fingers and thumb"ohgurz have layers"

"like unyons" i told sed wisperd tew him nd i jumpd up into hes arms and smashed my lips ruffly against his.

"waffles" sed donkey.

we all laffed so funnie! :thats toootally not what we talk donnie"

I sed and donne lauged and let me sit on him so i cud reach sherk becuasue he wa so tall! he 6 fotts talls.

"thanks dan" i told dan and pet his head and he waffed his tale and barked. "bork bork"

i leand in close nd ckissd dan on thi lips. "i lov u dan howeil"

"shrik shreikd and grab dankey and snapped his spinal cord then tore out off bodie and beet me with it. "tym to teech u S&M. am unstop!"

"bet me, call me papa jon, we will b unstop!"

then shrik kissd me as dna tikld my toes and we laffed and kissd each other at THE SAME TIME!

"perhaps, you should take off the lcothing hmmm"

sudenly! i was nakes! and they were all up ons HAHAA

we likd eecho ther.

"i luv u nick" he wispered as i birth his third child and he ate it bc i am his goddess and he is my cronus and ate all his kids.

shrik jr. destrod shrik and took out birther and sitters

shrik jr. kissd me. incest is wincest.

am pregnant agen with shrik jr. the second and we kissd 2!

suddenlie, shrik and his two sons were kiss me and we had SEX!

wow, i nevur felt so alyv in my live befur i sed and scremed bc i am wimmin. am week

haha shrik sed then we kissd

"am unstop" he wispered before promptly snapping my neck, permanently ending my life which sent me straight to hell to pay for my sins.