He's a cool skeleguy who likes puns and mustard. He wears a fluffy coat. I suck at descriptions. READ MY BOOK OR DIE OK!?!?
*cough*
Sorry I tend to do that a lot. Heh.
Um... I'm kind of writing as I'm going. I know that's a horrible plan but idfc
...
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Yet you ignore my rage on the description, and I even put not welcome for the title, instead of welcome? I mean, wow. You must really not care.
Just like I don't either. I mean really, I don't care about much things.
Tell me to jump off a cliff, I'll be like sure. k bye.
*you hear a scream slowly getting fainter and a thud in the distance.
I'm ok... Just fell off a cliff 'n stuff, no biggie as the foals say.
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(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (Can't wake up) Wake me up inside-SAVVVEEMEEEEHHHH- *cough*
....moving on..
Ok, that stuff aside, I guess I hope you enjoy my story!
...or not, that's cool too. Go ahead and tell me it's complete sh!t and I'll be like mmk. Das cool.
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Enjoy! (You pervy skele-fu- ....yeah no I'm not even going to go there because I'm the one frisking writing this. Yeah, that's write. As you double check to see if it said fricking, then notice it says frisking- the burning you fell... It is shame........ For not appreciating my awesome puns I came up with! These... Were probably used before somewhere by someone else who thought they were witty too. Meh, I'm rambling... I hope you enjoy the story...)
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Or not, like lil ol Flowey here. He wants you to reset and kill Toriel so you can stay in the ruins freely, surviving off spider donuts and snail pie for eternity so you don't have to endure the pain of the outside underground.
....
...What are you still doing here? I mean, to skip all this thumb exercise you could just be lazy like Sans and teleport to the next chapter by clicking the chapter button at the top of the screen.
..... K bye.
Really....?
You REALLY feel the need to keep scrolling, huh...?
It's not like there's some secret down here or anything.
There will be smut in this story
Behold
The secret has been revealed
HAPPY!?!?
Now that you know that (or not if you took my advice and skipped to the next chapter), you should know that there won't be warnings. Let's see how many people I can trick into reading a lemon because they were too lazy to read this crap... >;3 K bye
No really get out
Stahp
STAHP
Literally, do you like hanging out in a deep abyss of a blank page? There's nothing more to see.
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