Chapter 2:
You have not been the same without him. Each night, you dream of wiry mustaches and the beautiful, high-pitched, screeching voice of Waluigi. Nothing compares to the time you spent together. You are empty without him. You carry on each day with no hope. You spend all of your free time staring at the sky, willing it to bring your love back to you. You fall into a depression. Having no will to do anything you once loved, you sink onto your bed. Suddenly, thunder strikes. You find this strange, since the weather had never reported this to happen. You try and will yourself to sleep. Suddenly, the wind picks up. Your house is shaking from the force. You are paralyzed. What could possibly be happening? Suddenly, the roof of your house is torn off. You scream and cling to your bed, but you are flung upwards. You fear for your life as you feel yourself beginning to spiral downward. Suddenly, large hands grip your waist and pull you back. You turn around, and forget everything that just happened.
"My love, is it really you? I have longed to see your beautiful face for years. Am I dreaming?", you ask.
"WALUIGIWALUIGIWALUIGIWALUIGIWALUIGI." he replies.
You forgot how melodic, hypnotizing, and wise his words are. He flares his nostrils, and uses a hand to point to his mustache. You realize what he wants. You grab hold of his mustache with both hands, and he spins you both upward with his hands now free. His mustache is so perfect that you have to stop yourself from stroking it softly. Finally, you reach the stratosphere he had once left you to reach. He places you on a cloud that's in the shape of a W (for Waluigi). You watch the sunset. You lean in for a kiss, but his nose is too long to do so. You give him a peck on one of his large nostrils. As night reaches, Waluigi turns to you.
"WALUIGIWALUIGIWALUIGIWALUIGIWALUIGI".
He's so poetic, even when saying goodbye. You sigh deeply.
"Will we be reunited again soon, sweet?", you ask.
He opens his mouth to speak, but is abruptly interrupted.
"IT'S A-ME. MARIOOOOO."
You turn to see your enemy. You glare. Before you can react, Mario hops onto Waluigi's back and uses his mustache as handles. He zooms away. You are left with a need for revenge on the evil Mario, and an unquenchable thirst for your one true love.
To be continued...
