Love is a fortress

Today I had a revelation.

That revelatoin is that revelations.... are starting with r ending in n and sounds like the word revelation.

Okay so as I climb out of my 7 inch tall forttress, i had a revelation. See above

Anyways, this is a story about untre love. So i live in colorado, on the mountains in the north. As I tallk to myself like I always do...

a random vampire jumps out of nowhere. see how crazy itd be if we started kissing rightthere.

Well no. If dracula teaches anything its to keep a clove of garlic in your room.

twilight does NOT

so........ I took out my robotic ggarlic remote controlled toys that had three bazookas(eaach) and started killig that vampire

yay. so then i went off to see my girlbend, who bends girls.

suddenly, I had to see HER

that girl yeah that hoatty who was stupid. i looked out of my telescope, saw her and then went to see my girlbend

twenty minutes later, i was sitting in seven inch fortress crying because everybody liked me and people were forcing me to read romaces.

now my family is poor, so they killed me

now im an undiead

so im on the interet advertising undies ewwwwww!

anyway after my undie ads job, I go back to my  fortress and 

by my fetherarri you can tell i is rich and so my family too so i get ito my fetherarri and see a girl there that girl is cold

 i lke em that way

i take out my lemonade, bite her figer off, ad put it iin my drink

lol for no reason.

you are so stupid she says

stupid as a slug

i die of sorrow

then i say you are a slug too ad she dies

i think i may owe slugs a opology

slugs are great because....................

their green

luckily green is a color im partial to, so never mind i dont die of sorrow i just say thanks for the compliment to the hoat who is cold girl who died

then as if this werea regular romance i start mking out with a person, so i start making OUT on a sheet of paper in big letters who eeds another person to make OUT with

so then i kiss the dead girl who is now alive because she rocks and has a 10 circumstansial bonus to death saving throws

so then i randomly, again, we assume this is a regular romance, propose to her, and live a nappy loife with the true love, who sucks like a child with a lollipop

so here  i am in my seven inch fortress, with my noexistent kids and then i die unhappy and then i move to colorado because of mountais there so i go east ad live ion the mountains and THEN i die and then idie and after living more idie blah stupid story i love li8ving in colorado though the mountains are beautiful this is so wattpad