Love is a fortress

It was lite and sunny day

by the wey, I dont have my glasses on, but im assuming this had alot of views, votes and cumments so here is the negs chap.

it wuz dark and stormy night as ze world came to an end.

Every wun ran screming and wuz ded, but sum peep were nut dead becuz they had demolitions training and zo they luved stupid explosions

i wuz vamp, so i survived.

footnote: all stupid bad books got dezoyed in explosion

anyway, i wen to my fortress wich was too fort ish to be dezoyed.

all the houzes had blown up and it zucked cuz Mcbloodnals had blwn up. so I went and suddnzy the romance began

i kissed some girl, and they thought vamps didnot exist and den she thought i vus bad but noooooo i was now good. also, we were in a love hexagon with werewolvs an with a swan that turned human and a leprachaun and den a dragon an unicorn an a fog giant.

so anywayz the vamp always wins so i win and it all turn out gret

romance ended.

so blah we married\

den the new city roze up since the other got blwn up. and we were part of Gtyhttrguhunmumbojumboblah

den, as if this was cliche dystopian triology, i dumped the curren girl and strted forbiidn luv wit some random girl

evry thing wuz gret in the end

then the random girl die of the capitol/society/government stupid and yeah

so i wuz hungry and den i plucked a apple from a bush (as you can tell, we kept the genes from old apple bushes. we also grew potato trees, carrot bushes, cucumber roots, and blueberry trees like in the old days. we kept a lot of the same genes and it looked like the world had never exploded)

but no, it wuz poisened. i slipped from conciousnes az i herd one single last word, the one word that thrashed around my head as the world went blan:k that one final word bfore doom, the single word of 5 letters:

omygosh im snow white thanks for eating the apple now i do not haf to ea it so wow thanks but you know you messed up my fairytale so thanks but no thanks i dunno i dont know i think blah so yeah youre goin to zleep until you get true loves kiss but we all know boy/girl true love sucks and it a fairy tale(like me) am i gushing oh i am well bye thanks bye thanks i will marry prince so yeah and thanks but you messed up my story so yeah have nice magical rest oh youre a vampire and so yeah whatever and                                                                                                                                                

thats when i los my conciousnez

it all went black