i made my death saving throw!
i lose. i got a nat 1
now i can live in pieces.
(the thing blue up in the sky)
the xplosion wuz hugeolest
and know im not dead, im a wampire now. dey cute, and heart to blow up.(we dont care how bad our choleserol iz, we go until we blow our buttons and bubbles.)
so den i went home.
everything was in runes. sphinxes and dragons and centaurs were grafitiing all oer de big fortress.
i guess runes are the only Lan-guage dey kno.
But hey, my name is not Lan, so it wuz pointless.
Just like my sword.
DARN! i thought. mayb verbl abuze wuz good to yoose.
"Hey, something sphinx in here! and i cleaned last night!"
the animals attackd, i dodgd.
"ha! missed by a mile. stop dragon around. yell, never catch me."
but dey did nt tink. dey yelled. so i got +8 racial bonus to all defenses for 50 rounds.
"You call yourselves 'scent ours!' i bet you couldn't even ssmell my vault of artifacts!"
the centaurs charged, but i grabbed fawn and started riding.
then i jumped over to a dragon and grabbed on and started riding.
repeat steps one and two.
they couldnt garb me.
even if I was naked, that didnt matter. they could grab me.
then i was being dragon bya dragon, to the une of corn.
to be a hostage.
i had read enough legends to kno that no hosts didn't age fast
and i was being host to dinner party. but i think i got a little two much of part and not enough y. because i wuznt gonna be holding trays,and i wouldnt be on the trays, exactly. no, for this party, id be an entree.
the une of corn sucked. and they sucked me especially. and it didn't even have much corn either! ironic was the party. no, it was more of gold than iron. but it was still a lil full of irony ( hey, all silver dragons are named irony, and it seems like a lot of the dragons would be silver at the part-y)
Meh.
And to all you haters, puns are not for girls. And that would be segregationist. That would really suck. Susan B. Anthony, yo. Vote and etc. to get moi to the top of the charts. DO IT !
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