so justa littl note: there wer juz a tadz bit off of votes and reeds, but i founnit in my hart to uploa the negs chap.
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i waz in noRth KoRea, visitin ze gret piramidz with farrows and tooms and mommys.
innit I spot my girlbend, said what you doing here and zuch.
nextly,the girlbend said she was touring around because she had gained negative 7000 dollsarsd
so that waz all goooood and blah, but that was nothing.
and then i saw her, on the sidewalk.
she was straight, tall, and pristine.
my girlbend bent tha girl and then she wasn't noticible
EXCEPT for the fact she seemed awfull familiar
andthen i realizd thiz iz romance and i wuz vampire and alzo they wuz hawt and so i looked at her and wuz abot to bite er and then i relizd that thiz gurl was cinderella, a bent wun, at leaz, so den i realizd she was big part of cliche fairytail romanse zo i left her alone.
even worse, i realizd she wuz cryin, so i approched er and said wuts rong? ze zaid are you my fairy godfather i say no not
then she said to ztop kiddin an turn hr into butiful unrecognizable princess. then we started off on a zany parody adventure.
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