Dumb Pig

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Note: I don't hate pigs or Sakura...this is just Erika speaking okay?

Alright! Story, Start!~~

I ran all the way up the stairs.

Left.

Right.

Right.

Left.

Why the hell were their so many turns and hallways in this damn building? Finally I reached the door through to the Hokage’s office. I looked at the time on my wrist. Then slapped myself. I don’t wear a freaking watch.

I shrugged hoping that Tsunade-sama would still be up at this hour. Whatever hour this was.

I walked through and smirked. Tsunade-sama was passed out across her desk with sake bottles scattered all over the floor, desk and one still being grasped in her hand. Underneath her was a pile of paperwork.

“Erika? What are you doing here at this hour?” Asked a voice to my right. I looked and saw Shizune sitting quietly on the couch with that pig cradled in her arms.

I. Hate. Pigs.

I straightened myself up as I saw Shizune look up up and down and eye my strange outfit. I said nothing. Shizune wouldn’t know what to do in a situation like this.

I looked over to Drunk and passed out Tsunade-sama. Only she would.

I walked over to Tsunade-sama’s desk ignoring Shizune’s cries and warnings. Took the bottle of Sake from her hand and poured it all over her hair.

She shot up and glared over at me who was standing with her hand on her hips.

“Erika! What the hell was tha—“ I cut her off. Why was she yelling at me when their were more important things to be taken care of? I would be a waste of time if I stood their letting her yell at me.

“ Akatsuki” I said. It was all I need to say to make Tsunade listen.

“Prepare yourself…” I said, right before I told her everything.

“You’re in a pretty tough situation aren’t you Erika?” Tsunade said right after the half and hour description of what just happened.

“ Me?” I asked. I smirked.

“I’ll be fine. The person you should be more concerned about is Naruto.” I said feeling a bit agitated.

“No. I mean they could be coming back for you. And this time, you might not be so lucky enough to get away.” Tsunade said. She looked concerned.

Was I still this weak? Does she think I can’t handle myself? Geez…people have been underestimating me all day.

“I can handle mys—“ This time, it was Tsunade who cut me off.

“I don’t care. Shizune!” She yelled out. Hey! I was still in the middle of my sentence. I pouted. Shizune ran in still holding that pig in her arms.

“Yes Tsunade-sama?” She asked.

“ Send a letter to Sand immediately and inform then that Erika will be staying with them for the meantime.”

My jaw dropped. “What?” I shouted.

“You." She said, pointing over in my direction. "You will pack your bags and I will assign a team to accompany you to sand. End of story. Got it?” She said.

I frowned but I knew arguing with Tsunade wasn’t going to get me anywhere except maybe in a hospital bed with a black eye or something…It’s like arguing with that retarded pink-head. Except she doesn’t punch as hard.

And with that, I went home and started to pack because apparently , “I can’t handle myself” and “I need to be protected.”. Blah, Blah , blah. I still pwn. Better than her stupid pink-hair student.

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