Prologue and part 1
Janus P.O.V
It was 4 in the morning when I heard a deafening knock on my door. Who in the hell would knock that loud this time in the morning? I was in my most awaited part of my dream. It's where my dream boy will kiss me in front of his King father. Yes I'm gay, and I'm having this dream everynight. It's the same dream always.
I was in the middle of a party, a royal party, where people were dressed like they were from the french revolution period. They have this white hair that were curled up their ear, and they dressed like the pauper in barbie (yes, I watch Barbie) or the marching band with long white socks and flat black shoes. Women were dressed in balloon gowns, with furry fan on their hands and an umbrella-holding maid that follows them around.
I stand there in the middle of the room alone. Until a hand grab me by the waist and started swinging me back and forth. His hair was different from the others, it was brown and straight with a little spike. Then he spoke to me.
"Why areth thou alone?" with his posh tone.
"You're late." I sighed. He smiled and pecked me on the cheek.
"I'm sorry, can I give thee a make-up kiss to forgive me?" And then we danced to the sound of classical music.
Then the murmuring started. People started to encircled us, leaving us nowhere to escape. They were glaring at us, and they don't mind that they too, were at same time glaring at the King's son. Then they opened the circle and there walking to the space they've opened was the King himself.
"Who art thou?!" The King shouted at me. I'm trembling in fear. Anytime soon my knees will give up on me. I'm afraid of what will happen to me, he's the King for heaven's sake, he can order to beheaded me instantly.
Then the prince suddenly lean to my ear. "It is I who brought thee here. It is I who shall get thee out of here." He whispered to me.
"Father, thou shall not be afraid for whatever reason I have brought him here." Announced the prince. With that he shoved the people around me who were asking a lot of things about me and him.
"Come here my beloveth art, I need to show them the proof of my love for thee." He bended me over like what dancing partners would do at the end of their dance, slowly leaning towards me. I was sure his teasing me because I see the smirk on his face. Lean..........lean............lean. The space between us is getting shorter and shorter until there was only half-inch remaining. I swear I can taste his mint breath.
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Then I very loud knock woke me up. Arrrgg.
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I have a morning wood, so what to do with it?.....................................Not that one you perverted mind. Yeah great, what I really need is to piss. I hate pissing with a hard on, it hurt so much. Oh well, but I needed to. I went to the bathroom and face the toilet. Then something caught my eye in the toilet. It was shining like a star. Then realization hit me. It's my ring!! Why is it there?
That filthy brother of mine! He's the only one who could this!! I'll kill him after I get this ring. Eww. First things first I need to get gloves. I've looked everywhere but failed to find it. So it left me with no other option: to get it with my bare hands. The thought digusts me, but I have to get it no matter what. It was the fruit of labor. It's the very first thing I bought on my very first pay day. I can't lose it. I'm only 18 but I already have a job, but it's just part-time because I'm still studying.
I slowly put my hand in the toilet, God know's what's in it. When i finally got the ring, things were suddenly beginning to feel wierd. My body is starting to feel like jelly and I was being dragged inside to toilet bowl. What was that again? YES I WAS BEING DRAGGED INSIDE THE TOILET BOWL!! For goodness sake I swear something sticky is starting to cover me whole.Then that's it, my death, I was eaten by the toilet.
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Author's note:
He's not dead. He just thought he was, I'm the author so I would know haha. Chapter 2 is coming next. Well this is my first story I need someone to edit this because of my poor english grammar. Like it so far? Well let me have your feedbacks, read/comment/fan/vote :)
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Eaten By The Toilet. [boyxboy]
HumorJanus will have the craziest adventure of his life. It'll start off when he was accidentally eaten by his own toilet and woke up in an unknown kingdom where he'll fall in love with the King's son. A story about love, romance, comedy, fantasy, and a...