I'm off school and I'm bored
I need entertainment
Entertain my faith
Wow.i.e
But I'm just a fountain of sarcastic comments, horrible (sometimes dirty) jokes, and random information I'll never use in life so let's just get this over with
My cousin and I start the same conversation every time we see each other and we've been doing it for 2 years, but we still laugh at it every time
I always say, "You suck."
He responds with, "You choke."
And I say, "You swallow."
We laugh at it every time and it's not even that funny wowow
I'm such a disappointment I'm so sorry
My friend Lane thinks it's weird that I like Four Seasons, because my favorite band is Twenty One Pilots and those are two entirely different genres
But Twenty One Pilots isn't really a genre, but the two groups have a huge contrast in lyrics
My friend Lane is so awesome you don't even know
She's the bomb
Tbh I have too many smol beans
Tyler
Josh
Dylan
Thomas
Dan
Phil
Halsey
Newt
Chuck
LavenderSangster
Ur cool
GRIMES IS MY SUNSHINE
Breadbin sevenhead takes the best selfies
Like can he not be so amazing so I can find reasons to actually do things with my life
He's my favorite character in all of the joshler fics ahhh
I went to an amusement park with a cousin of mine and we heard this phrase on the radio that morning, it referred to being bold or whatever, it was really stupid
It was "savage Sunday" and in the haunted house at the amusement park, it said not to touch any of the decorations, so we kept touching everything and saying "savage Sunday"
My cousin's name is Noah and honestly he's my spirit animal
I'm not cool I'm sorry if you had any expectations
I love haunted houses, but I hate horror movies, I'm such a loser kms
The only haunted house I didn't like was the one I went in last week
The operator turned the noises up too loud and I had a panic attack whoops
So yeah I'm a wuss please don't judge me I'm vulnerable
重要
WOW YOURE STILL HERE
But thank you, for reading, for listening.
The few people that do wowowww
STORY TIME
So I was in D.C yesterday and I saw this homeless person on the road, he was sleeping on a trash bag, and he was using a rain poncho for a blanket.
I was on the verge of crying, I was so disappointed in what the world has come to.
I woke him up and gave him all my money, which was $75. I was gonna get food, but decided against it.
When the man accepted the money, he sat up and asked me to sit with him.
You wanna know what else I did?
I prayed with him. I don't know what I was praying to. I was just praying. I don't know what I am. I'm not Jewish, I'm not into voodoo, or witchcraft. I'm not an atheist. I don't know what I am. Kinda scares me.
But I prayed, and watching him get up and go into a restaurant stuck with me.
That's all for now, byee
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There's No Way You Woke Up Like That
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