Apparently nobody in my family expected that I have craploads of cash that I'm too lazy to deposit
But I mean how can they I'm always choking myself with gummy bears
And everyone thinks its weird that my shoes are crap because I never leave the house unless I'm going to Barnes and Noble or something kms
But to be fair I think it's weird too, because I leave my house just about twice a month
Maybe that's why I'm fat
Or maybe it's because I can eat mac n cheese like nobody's business
Either way I'm still just a grammar Nazi who's aesthetic just might be cats and is metaphorically full of surprises kms:)))
LIFE UPDATE EWWW
So I have to go to a family reunion in Penn and I live in Alabama
EVERYONE UP THERE EXPECTS ME TO TALK LIKE A HILLBILLY AND TAKE EXTRA LEMON IN MY TEA
I DONT EVEN LIKE TEA
And every time I go, my aunt wants to go to this Amish farm for pie and it's so awful because there are cows, and pigs, and chickens, and it reeks over there
THE SOUTHERN WANNABES MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM
So like there are these people in my family who live up north(in Penn) and try way too hard to act like they're from the south and it drives me up the wall
And I'm go into be there for like two weeks without wifi
I don't know if I'll be able to live it out
Like what about my Spotify playlists
I'm too lazy to go to Spotify premium
and I don't want to spend my money on songs
I might cry if I don't listen to Twenty One Pilots the whole time
At least I don't have to go until the 4th of September or something
I'm gonna go sit in a corner and cry over fanfics byeeee
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There's No Way You Woke Up Like That
Acak"I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams sometimes," -Tyler Joseph Ranty Rants and lectures from an emotionally scarred fangirl who silently judges everything, cries like a child, randomly bursts into song, and...
