Linzy's POV
That cop needs to get his dirty, frimy, sweaty, hands off the merchandise! And he needs to give back my spike choker while he's at it! And maybe get some mind-reading powers or a least a decent lie detector test so he'll know that I didn't do whatever the hell he's bitching about! Jeez, some people...
Linzy here. Linzy Katheryne Moore. God, I HATE that last name 'cause it's the same last name as my stupid-ass ex-husband! But I'd rather use that than my father's last name. That man never did nothing but abuse me and rape me! Hell, if anyone should be in this spot right now, it should be him! Abused me til I was 5, added rape into the mix til I was 9, then left me and mom all alone. Then, she kicked me out when i was 14 for smoking pot. And I've been on my own ever since. Til I found my no-good-dirty-cheating-fat-ass-ex-husband! My life was great until him in OUR bed with another woman. TWO other women to be exact! At the SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yup, a threesome involving my won husband in my own bed. I think at this point, I'd rather be married to the alcholic bum I lost my v-card to in high school. But oh well! My life's half over already shttp://www.wattpad.com/homeeeing that the average human lifepsan these days is 70.
Whatever, maybe jail for a few years won't suck ape dick as much as I think it will.
Hayley's POV
I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!
I didn't do it, I tell you! I didn't do it! I'm not a prostitute! I have no intention to be! Prostitutes are everything I'm not: cheap, dirty, rotten sluts! *gasp* How dare I?! Say such a nasty, ugly word! I'm sorry, Lord. Please forgive me! I'm a good girl. Hayley Austin White would never do anything wrong as long as she lives! I'm only 17! I have my WHOLE LIFE ahead of me! I'm supposed to graduate valedictorian this year! Me going to jail now is going to TARNISH my perfect attendance record and not to even mention what it's going to do to my straight As! WHat am I going to do????!! My life is OVER! O-V-E-R: OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christofer's POV
Heyyyyyy Girrrllllll! Wazzzzuupppppp?? Oh me? I'm just on my way to jail! Yup, jail, prison, the Big House, whatever you wanna call it is fine with me! They say I raped some chick but I didn't! If I was going to rape anyone, it would be that scrumptious man hunk of man that walked into my drag show last week. Mmm, now THAT was the definition of S-E-X-Y! Ooh! And I'm sure Savannah Sex-a-licious (my drag ego) would definately agree! Who knows, maybe I'll meet some other scrumptious male specimens in jail! Get my sex-a-licious on!!
Benjamin's POV
Kill me now! I don't give a FUCK how, just DO IT! Gosh, as if my lif didn't suck balls already, I get falsely accused of murder and get sent to PRISON! for God's sakes! Someone just hang me or shoot me or stab me or-or poison me or SOMETHING!! Strangle me for the love of humanity, I DON'T CARE! I just want to die! Mark my words, by the time I get outta here, I'll already be dead for for-real committing murder on MYSELF! Pretty soon, you'll see "Benjamin Michael Lee: 1994 to 2000-whatever" written on a gravestone somewhere; I don't even know where! Not that it's gonna matter cause everyone in the entire world hates me anyways!
David's POV
Look at me aren't I beautiful?! To bad all these good looks have to be wasted away in a prison-cell soemwhere. All my muscles, and sexiness, and sports skills rotting away by the moment. All of the college honeys crying cuz their quarterback lover got jail time for something he didn't do! Life's a bitch, ain't it?
Ariel's POV
They're just gonna rip me away from my gf; my beautiful, smexy, hell-of-a-lover gf! That's. Not. Fair! And it'd be different if I actually did commit a crime! But I'm innocent, I tell you, INNOCENT! Well, not completely, but my point is I DIDN'T DO IT! Well, actually... No, stop thinking dirty Dallas! I have no crime to commit!
All I can think about right now is her curvy frame, her long hair and deep, colourful eyes. Her flexible body that can be contorted into any shape (trust me I've tried all of them) and her soft touch and warm embrace that can make any chick jizz in her pants on contact. I love her dearly and I can't believe I won't be able to see her for what's gonna seem like FOREVER!
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A/N: So who's your favorite character so far? What do you think is going to happen to them? Who's going to survive and who's not?
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You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison
FanfictionA large scandal has happened in our country's judicial system and these six innocent humans have all been sent to prison. What will await them there? Will they make it out alive? ...
