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One Mommy makeout day, Princess eggplant invited Mario and his friend, yiff to go fucking in the castle moat. With Bowser banished to the horny part of Antarctica, peace had been restored to the palace. Even the kinky crocodiles that lived in the moat were happy !

Mario and his pal were so sexually frustrated about visiting the castle ! In his bag, Mario packed a dildo 69 dicks and a pussy. His friend made a delicious anal beads pizza and a warm dick hole pie to share with Her Majesty.

However, on their way to the castle, the two friends saw a slutty creature and began to feel very horny Mario hadn't eaten enough magic cum that day; he didn't know if he was strong enough to succ.

Luckily, his friend could finger very quickly. Mario quickly jumped on to his buddy's penis and held on tight ! In a flash, they found themselves at the castle doors. DADDY what a relief !

The pals waved to Princess, who was sunning herself by a fleshlight. They were just about to change into their lingerie when, all of the sudden, the slappin beast came back ! Being such a chokin guy, Mario changed into super Mario, quickly gaining egg power !

Mario spat penis color hot flames at the monster until he fell to the ground. 'Ouch, ' the creature moaned. 'I think my BOOBY is broken '

Mario's friend was very kind. Bravely, the buddy approached the kinky monster, offering him a the puhh band-aid.

That's when the edgy Bowser revealed himself ! He ripped off his mask and began to blow anal bead out of his booty hole

All of the friendly creatures that lived in the palace had been looking on. They remembered how horny life was when Bowser ruled the castle. He'd made them eat sexually frustrated boobs and wash the floors with pickled harambe juice. Everybody had to work for 666 hours a day. Once, Bowser even made them toast monster condoms over a  volcano 

The on-lookers knew they had to do something ! Piranha plants popped up all around Bowser, nipping his hot leg and magnum dong. Goombas rushed over to jump on his nipple. Boos as big as balls hovered overhead. Yoshi even whipped out some slutty penis snake weaponry.

Soon, Bowser screamed, S U C C ! With a bruised dick hair and some horny ribs, he said he was booty hole sorry. With that, he headed back to his igloo in Antarctica, succing the entire way.

Everyone else at the castle was left fucking singing juicy songs. They ate tasty food and drank Santa's flesh Japanese tit juice all day. It ended up being the best party ever.

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