Believe me or not but I wrote this whole chapter on my mobile phone, so pardon my typos...
Jack’s POV
OK…nothing can be weird than this, I'm a girl… a night before I was a guy, a handsome guy with a cool car and overnight I'm a dumb girl with two… I was about to think about her boobs but instantly flashes of Ditto’s angry face put a halt to MY thoughts… I shook my head to shoo away the flashes…
I slowly stepped into the house and I was a bit surprised to see the interior, it was giving a feel of intimacy… and I hate it!
Weird people, weird house… I sneered!
Suddenly, I heard a growl, I looked around then I looked down… it was Ms. Mittens…
She was scratching my leg… I smiled at her. So, she knew who I was…
I smiled at her and then kicked her, I wasn't aware that she is capable of flying… I saw her flying away with a screeching meow…
“You want something to eat?” Heather suddenly shouted from kitchen…
“Shouldn't you be resting or something?” I answered back while looking around… it was a nice house actually…
“No, I don’t… it was just a sprain! I made lemon tarts!” she yelled making my eyes wide with excitement…
“Yeah! Sure… would love to!” I yelled back…
I think I might get used to it… I mean lemon tarts.
Heather brought a tray full of delicious looking lemon tarts…
I picked one and popped into my mouth…
But the moment I placed that lemon tart on my tongue, no my mouth started having an unbearable sensation of burn…
I placed my palms on my mouth and ran to kitchen, there were dishes in sink but I didn't care … I had to get this shit out of my mouth…
I came out with an angry face …
“What’s wrong?” she asked me fearfully, she knew the answer…
“I burnt my taste buds… thanks to your lemon tarts… no! no! no!… you don’t even dare to call these things lemon tarts, it will hurt the feelings of lemon tarts… you should be in army because you cook ammo!!” I yelled at her…
She shuddered for a second and then put the tray on the table and quietly went to a room, which was her room I guess…
I now had burning sensation on my lips… I heard a knock on door…
I opened the door and jumped to see myself standing on the porch but that was Ditto, I rolled my eyes and slammed the door on her face…
She again knocked and this time her knocks were filled with anger…
“What?” I opened and asked dryly…
“That was funny but what happened to my lips, I mean your lips?”
She said getting inside…
“What?” I touched my lips, they were burning…
She clicked a picture of me and handed me the phone…
“Oh my god! What is this?” I saw my lips were swollen…
“Oh! Nuclear Tarts!” she looked at the tray of tarts and laughed holding her stomach…
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