Cats & Dogs (A Robert Downey Jr Fanfic)

Chapter 3

After she fought with Jack, she stormed inside the house where Bess was already sitting on couch with a swollen cheek.

"What happened to you and where's heather?" Ditto asked with a little concern hinting in her voice.

"Bvimgo Nwyt!" and Bess pulled blooded cottons out of her mouth.

"My tooth broke!" Bess said while pouting and holding her cheek.

"But how?" Ditto asked sitting close to her.

On her question bess looked around and took out a plate of meat balls from under the couch.

"What is this?"

"Heather cooked it!" Bess whispered...

And when she said that Ditto burst out laughing, holding her belly. She fell off sofa and rolled on floor holding her tummy.

"Its not funny, I lost a tooth here!"

But Ditto wasn't able to stop. Then Ms Mittens came running suddenly with a green painted tail.

"What happened to mit??" Bess said picking her up. Ditto now had her attention.

"This is Jack.I'll kill him today!" She got up and stormed towards the door but Bess stopped her.

"Stop, Ditto! What are you gonna do, anyways?"

"I don't know but I gotta end this!" She turned to Bess.

"Ok! You are my friend and that's why I'm giving you this..." and she pulled out some capsules from her bag.

"What are these!" she picked one white capsule...

"Ok... These are my... I call them roofies, you know about my anxiety. I take one at night to stay ok but if taken more than 2, it can turn you into a walking havoc... " Bess gave Ditto an evil grin...

"Give me those!" Ditto took some and put them in her pockets but accidentally spilled some on floor.

She and Bess went to the front yard. They peeped through the Wooden fence and Saw Jack washing his Mustang...

"I told you this guy is a wacko!" Ditto Whispered to Bess...

"But cute!" Bess whispered but couldn't help herself giggle...

"How are we going to do it?" Ditto said while looking for Ditto dog in Jack's yard.

"You're going down Ditto!!" Bess grimaced while saying it. Ditto threw daggers at her...

"What? I was talking about the dog!"

Suddenly they felt someone standing between them.They screamed to see Ditto dog standing on his hind legs with them.

"What the fuck! This dog is Jack's carbon copy!" On which dog looked at her with innocence.

"Aww! He is so cute!" Bess cooed.

"No he's not. Now have these you stupid Dog!" She fed him the pills. He had them quietly.

"Jack!!" she screamed after committing the crime.

"What the hell do you want Ditto?" Jack peeped from the other side of the wooden fence.

"I want your dog out of my yard!" Ditto screamed...

"Shut up! I was talking to my dog"

"Argh! You are... A wacko, A Weirdo, a..."

"Ditto!!" He interrupted her and disappeared...

Bess stood there just watching two of them..

"Ok! So, It will take a while to work. Lets go and do our homework"

But the moment they entered the house...

A scream from both houses echoed the neighbourhood.

Jack was sitting with his knee tucked in with horror on the bed while his dog growled and barked on him and same was the condition of Bess and Ditto. Mittens was growling and screeched at them.

Well, The roofies worked!

Sorry for the short chapters but just wanted to keep it funny!