That morning the alarm rang loud as we both jolted up from light sleep, we both packed our things and left in a hurry we headed towards the freeway after a short breakfast. "Ok so where are we going Shauna?" "Ummm left here and get on the freeway"
"Oh ok." We hit the freeway and after about a half an hour I see a big black SUV pull up behind us, at first I didn't notice the government licence plate but then I said quietly, "Shauna, we're getting followed." "What do you mean 'followed'" I pull up to the car in front of me and pass it only to see that shortly behind the big SUV pulls up behind us again. "See numbnuts,were being followed, if I'm accurate they have the car bugged." "Ok so what are we going to do Jason?" "Watch." I slowed down slightly almost to his precise speed and wave at him with a big grin on my face, I can't see him through the shaded windows but I expect he wore a face that wasn't so pleasant. I speed up and take the first exit I see not quite sure where it went. We drove into the city it turned off at "so what I want you to do is look into the glovebox for a little tin, and then when I get behind him throw it as best as you can to his back tire. Can you do that?" Duh I played softball for most of highschool" we pull up beside him and I roll her window down. I slam on the brakes "throw it Shauna!" I turn around and pull both of our heads down. BOOM! "What the fuck dude! What the hell did you just do!?" "He he I just blew that government vehicle to shit...oh wait.... I probably shouldn't have done that...umm." I stop and turn around. "shauna look up the lakes in this area please" "umm ok" she looks down at her phone as I drive to the nearest hotel "wait no were not staying the night again Jason" "that's not my intention dumbass" I get out and start searching the car for any devices only to find in the muffler. I take it off and I walk to a car near me and carefully put it in theirs. I get back into the car and we head toward the SUV that was, well, kinda blew up. "Hey dude have you found a lake?" "Yah bout a mile from here" "ok" I replied as I hooked what was left of the SUV to the back of our car leaving toward the lake. When we got there we unhooked it and pushed it as far as we could in our car into the lake. "This isn't deep enough Jason" " wow no shit shauna! Ten points for captain obvious!" "Well we have a boat rental place around here" "thank you that was actually useful" after renting a boat we went to where the SUV was and we hooked the rope to it. We drove to the center of the lake before dropping it off, getting into our car, and heading towards the highway.Andddd turn page (hope u like it so far😊 I have a lot of fun doing this, comment what you think)
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