(Btw I'm just doing this in segments now)
So this is more of a sappy love story right now is it not? Let's shake that up a bit. So after college we moved in together and I got a job at a grocery store mainly cause it was the only job that didn't drug test me. Well I worked there for a few years coming home to my best friend. Waiting for me to light the first bowl of the night. At this point of our "friendly relationship" we had a daily schedule, not written down or made up, but all the same a schedule that we lived by, but then something broke that schedule
We were sitting at home one night just chilling, and there was a knock, a loud bang followed with "FBI open up!!!!" I jolted up and grabbed her arm darting for the bedroom where I kept a gun in case of emergencies and things "cmon Shauna let's fucking go!!" We both climbed out of the window and ran to the car I started it up and I drove out of the garage and sped off "get down Shauna" "you act like you've done this Jason! What the fuck do you want me to do oh righteous leader!?" " I want you to shut the fuck up and defend yourself!" I handed her the glock "don't shoot me" "well what am I sposed to shoot? There's noone following us!" "Not yet" I pull up to the nearest gas station and get out, "here's $10 now go get something to drink and eat" I fill the car up and pay. We then take off. We head towards the freeway, and I call my landlord "hey umm I would like to move out sir" "well you need to fill out paper work" "ok well I'll text you my new address"Andddd turn page
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Facts And Opinions On The Life Of Jason Sanchez
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