Cliché, Touché and Douche

Chapter 2: Yellow car and meanie!

I was Driving my car. You all might have thought it was 'black' in colour. But no, my friend, it is 'yellow' and there's a story and an evil man behind that.

So, once upon a time, not that long time ago. My dad promised me to gift a car after I turned sixteen. He did gift me a car on my birthday, but a 'yellow' one and here, I was expecting a pink car. But, my evil dad has other plans and gifted me a yellow car. Who does that to their own daughter? You see my own father does. A freaking yellow car! Now I have to save every single penny to paint my car in black. I even thought of putting a taxi board on top of my car, at least I'll get paid for driving this freaking yellow car!

I was fixing the rear view mirror, suddenly I crashed into someone. Mumbles jumbles! How did that happened, anyhow I am going to blame the victim. Evil me? I know. 

Getting out of the car, I saw an Audi. Oh man! I love the black metallic finish it have. Then turned towards my car, only to see one headlight was broken of my car and the Audi has just a scratch! Not fair!

I was analysing my car's damage, someone taped on my shoulder. So, I turned. I met with the pair of grey orbs boring in my emerald ones, we were way too close. I took few steps backward and before he could speak, I yelled "Look! What have you done to my car!" Rule number one: Don't give opposite party to speak or blame on you, you should blame them first. Nod your heads, if you get it. Good.

He has confused look on his face. "That was your fault!" He said as a matter of fact. Hah! As if I'm gonna buy that, na-ah buddy. What ever you do buddy, the blame is on you.

"How come, that's my fault? You clearly hit me. See! Even my car's headlight is broken and you just have a scratch on your car!" If your damage is bigger you have lot of scope to win.

"No. You're the one, who was checking your makeup on the mirror. I stopped my car, but you didn't see it and crashed." He said with a grumpy face. Was it the case? Who cares.

"See! You saw me, fixing my mirror. So, you should have stopped earlier."
I said with a curt node. Rule number two: Turned the tables and make them guilty one.

"Seriously?" He said with I-cant-believe-it face. "You are still going to blame me for your irresponsibility?" He said while shaking his head. Yes, till my last breath.

"Don't mess with me! Or..." I stopped, for few seconds because I couldn't come up with anything to threaten him. "It was your fault!" I yelled. Rule number three: Try to threaten, but never accept your defeat.

"Or.... What are you going to do?" He said in amusement clearly showing on his grumpy face.

Raised my one eyebrow and narrowed my eyes. "Or you will have me." I said in a grave tone.

 He smirked, I frowned.

My eyes gone wide, as I realised what I just said. Rule number four: Don't make stupid mistakes like I did, just now. If you did, try to camouflaged it.

"I mean to say is." cleared my throat, "or you'll have an angry me." His smirk widen and my frown got deeper. Why is this grumpy face smirking? Do I look funny?

"What a petite girl like you is going to do, to me?" He said. I gasped, he dared to say that!

"First off, I'm not petite!" I'm 5'6 so definitely not petite and I do have some curves. "Secondly, you haven't seen me in my hulk avatar. Even though I don't go all green when I'm angry but, it doesn't mean I'm not strong" I huffed.

He let out a chuckle and I checked him out. Don't get me wrong I checked him, just to see whether he is has his car keys with him or keys were in the car. He does not have his keys with him and I grin, mischievousness twinkling in my eyes and dancing inside.

While moving towards his car I asked him "Which school does you go and your name?"

"Whitley's and my name is Eric McCall." He said in confusion. 

I threw my keys towards him and say what! He didn't even try to catch it. Poor reflexes I must say. While he was looking at my car keys on the ground. I drove his car away after saying "See you at school 'Errr'ick' and fix my car."

And this is how ladies and gentlemen you escape with the victim's car. 

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