Fake friends ask before taking food.
Real friends are the reason you have NO food.
Fake friends call your parents "mr" and "ms."
Real friends call your parents "mom" and "dad"
Fake friends call and knock before entering your house.
Real friends just walk in the door and yell "I'm home"
Fake friends help you when you fall.
Real friends jump on top of you and yell "dogpile!"
Fake friends will borrow your stuff and give it back for a few days.
Real friends borrow something then keep it so long they forget its yours.
Fake friends will bail you out of jail.
Real friends will be right there in the cell next to you saying, "DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"
Fake friends are around here and there
Real friends are for life.
