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Dave ==> Question 5

SullyMikeAndTrash asks: Yo Dave, how do you feel about the trolls? Like any of them? Who do you hate the most out of all of them?

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DAVE: yeah. i might like one or two of these losers. but not karkat. dudes trash straight up.
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME?
DAVE: kanaya is pretty cool. gotta remember i only met a few of these weirdos so i dont have too much of a grasp on them.
DAVE: tez was chill tho. i mean she was a little bonkers for sure but i guess thats part of her coolness? whateve.
DAVE: didnt like bozo at all. definitely hate him the most. creepy clown fucker can go drown in a vat of his own shit for all i care. i never really did get what karks saw in him.
KARKAT: HE WAS MY MOIRAIL YOU SWINE.
DAVE: karkat get the hot fresh fuck off my question.
KARKAT: WHAT? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENTATE? YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME I TALK. ITS CALLED REVENGE YOU SLOPPY FUCKWIT.
DAVE: look. you can listen in or whatever but keep your trap shut aight?
KARKAT: . . .
DAVE: thank you.
DAVE: so i only briefly met the time troll and the blind dude. blind-beard the douchebag seemed kind of like an asshole and a super drag. the chick was lit af even if she was going on and on about death.
DAVE: vriska was... uh... idk okay i guess? i mean yeah she was a bitch and all but she wasnt really in my hair. she was up terezis butt most of the time. yknow. when she wasnt hate-macking on karkles.
DAVE: i dont think i met anyone else. pretty sure that sums it up.
KARKAT: *LOUDLY CLEARS THROAT*
DAVE: oh shit. thanks for reminding me. i met tarvos in a dream bubble once.
KARKAT: HIS NAME IS TAVROS, IGNORAMOUS.
DAVE: shut your filthy mouth.
DAVE: yeah that dudes a riot. it goes without saying that hes a pansy but still. i guess hes pretty cool.
KARKAT: SO ARE YOU NOT EVEN GOING TO MENTION ME?
DAVE: what the fuck do you want me to say about you?
KARKAT: MAYBE YOUR FUCKING OPINION ON ME SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU LEFT OUT.
DAVE: i already said i didnt like you and that i think youre a damn scrub
KARKAT: YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE ME?
DAVE: dude come on. you should know my opinion on you by now. i spend like every waking moment by your side. youre clearly my favorite if it werent obvious enough.
KARKAT: YOU REALLY MEAN THAT?
DAVE: duh
KARKAT: OH...
DAVE: satisfied?
KARKAT: YEAH, I GUESS SO.
DAVE: then ima ollie outtie. peace love and pugs.

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