I ROASTED THIS BOI

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So this one kid at school, we'll call him B, thinks he's somethin'.

He keeps coming up with these stupid insults, like calling my friend, we'll call her C, an orangutan(???)

So one day, we were standing line waiting for my science teacher to bring us to art, and B comes over and starts insulting C, as asual. She throws a few GOOD insults back.

And then B got into a fighting stance and said, "Fight me!  I'll fight you!" But as he said that, he kept backing away, like he was afraid.

He keeps saying "I'll fight you," but noticing him back up I said, "Really? Because it looks like you're backing away."

He stopped and stared at me like he wanted to say something, but he didn't and walked away, looming mad.

So then I was standing there, all proud of myself for roastin this boi, and C was whooping and said, "SAVAGGGE"

so ye

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