VALIDATE ME - random/rant book

the chapter where i talk about an oldie but a goodie

BLACK BUTLER

yes it still exists and i still love it to pieces

recently (a few months ago lmao) i found out that there are character songs that were made actually a long while ago,,, almost a decade if i remember correctly

and they're all pretty good, my favorites being those sung by the Viscount Druitt Aleistor Chamber and Finnian, because:
1. the Aliestor Chamber has the same seiyuu as Makoto from the gay swimming anime we all love and enjoy and everytime i listen to "Jinsei ni wa Ai to Kanade to, Koukai to" i just imagine Makoto dancing around on a dance floor with Haru and not-so-subtly seducing him
2. Finnian is voiced by Yuki Kaji. Yuki Kaji. y'know, Shouto Todoroki, Eren Jaeger, Yukine, all the beautiful boys. i always love Yuki Kaji's angelic voice.

but anyway that's not what i wanted to talk about here; i actually wanted to vent a frustration of mine that has and will always mercilessly bug me. i usually only discuss this with Autumn, albeit briefly, and since this book is just a thing i use to talk to myself and like two other people, i felt my venting would be best put here.

so,,

*inhale*

WHY DOESN'T CIEL PHANTOMHIVE, THE MAIN MOTHERFRUKING CHARACTER, HAVE A CHARACTER SONG, WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE GOT TWO AND SEBASTIAN GOT LIKE FOUR

IT'S BULLSHT

AND, ANOTHER THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND, ALL OF THESE SONGS WERE MADE FOR SEASON TWO. SO YOU KNOW WHO SHOULD ALSO HAVE SOME CHARACTER SONGS? ALOIS TRANCY. Y'KNOW, ALSO THE MAIN CHARACTER. Y'KNOW, JIM MACKEN, MR. YES YOUR HIGHNESS.

I'M CONFUSED, DID SEBASTIAN GET FOUR CHARACTER SONGS BECAUSE OF THE OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF STRAIGHT WOMEN WHO WATCH THE SHOW FOR SEBASTIAN'S SEXINESS OR WHATEVER THE HELL STRAIGHT GIRLS SEE IN GUYS?
HIS SINGING VOICE ISN'T EVEN THAT GREAT IN MY OPINION
IT'S NOT AWFUL, BY ANY MEANS, BUT IT'S NOTHING BEAUTIFUL LIKE YUKI KAJI'S. I CAN'T GET THROUGH ANY OF HIS SONGS.

anyway at least Claude didn't get songs because i would angrily cry and scream over those all the damn time.

but one more thing before i go.

WHY IS RONALD KNOX LIKE ACTUALLY ALFRED F. JONES
LIKE HE EVEN HAS A SONG CALLED "LIBERTY PARTY"
THEY ACT SIMILAR, THEY BOTH WEAR GLASSES, THEY'RE BOTH GAY AS ALL HELL, THEY BOTH HAVE THAT WEIRD COWLICK

I THINK THE ONLY THING THAT ISN'T SIMILAR WITH THEM IS THEIR EYES
LOOK HERE'S A GIF OF ALFRED MADE OUT OF A SCENE WITH RONALD

IT'S INSANE
AAAAAH