Thoughts of a Lithromantic

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Please tell me I am not the only living being who wants to punch this person in the face! So basically what happened today  happens to me every day but today it was much worse.

In study hall I always sit with my 2 friends and one "friend". Lets say the friends' names are Alison and Sarah, and the "friend" JoJo. We were sitting in our usual corner of the room laughing at stupid things. I was trying to say something (as usual) before JoJo screamed shut up at me when it was my turn to talk. 

Obviously, by then I was pissed, but what she had to say next was so vain it hurt.

"Look at the boys, they are all looking at me because of (said person lets say Tommy) has a crush on me!" She said pointing towards the other end of the room where the boys were sitting.

Sure enough there were a pair of eyes on us, only one. It turned out to be Tommy so i waved at him all nice and pointed at his group of friends telling him to stop.

Now before I go on let me fill you in, in a carpool car ride Tommy yelled out "JoJo is hot!" And he is now crushing on her. Like whoop good for her! (I mean it) It is no problem that she likes him back but it gets so annoying when he is the only topic of the convos we have.

Every single god damn time I try to speak she shushes me and yells "OMG SO LIKE TOMMY!" It is so annoying it actually hurts. (My stone cold heart) 

You know how sometimes someone gets so annoying? Ya that's her she's that bitch.

Here are some facts about JoJo before I continue this story:

She is pretty to the standards right now. Although I don't find her face all that pleasing I will post a picture of what I find is a pleasing face to stare at all day. ( 2021 v edit- so aha guys while i no longer stand by these harsh words i said in anger (i seriously should've dropped her as a friend instead of letting us continue on but dw we were only friends for 7 months)  I did not like her , and i still don't ( she told everyone i had a crush on her and painted me as a gross lesbian as her bright idea to end our friendship so i still have 0 like for her) . I do regret these harsh things i said like why was i so embarrassing and angsty lmao.... like yeah i had severe mental issues... clearly.... but bruh this is no excuse.  However im not going to delete this chapter to keep this awful story intact but please know im aware im a petty shit head . )

She is rich and waves her rich ass stuff in other's faces

She does not know respect

She is so extremely vain it is really bad.

The only reason she hangs out with me is because I am the one who got her friends and I can easily expose her.(I wish she would stop talking to me I want to rip her to shreds.)

She is so very fake around others but since she thinks we are friends (just because I talked to her sometimes at camp) that she can unleash her inner self.
( EDITING ME 1 YR LATER: WTF V YOU SOUND LIKE A WHINY BITCHY 7TH GRADER- O WAIT YOU WERE, YOU FUCKING THOT, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HUNTY)
Her inner self Is obssesed with starring at her self, very rude, very judgemental, and makes me feel bad about my exsistance ( which I have not met a single person besides my self do)

The stuff she says to me makes me feel like a slave: "Hey can you stay here and get my stuff outta my locker I am to lazy plus I have to talk to people." "Hey can I cheat off your homework I didn't do mine." "Hey can you shut up for  a moment I Know you just started speaking but I have more important stuff to say." (2021 editing v-  this genuinely wasn't an exaggeration even looking back lmao, maybe my harsh comments were warranted but also like bestie u were just as mean in ur mind palace) 

I have only known her for 3 weeks guys. 3 WEEKS! (plus camp which was 5 days)

So after study hall we headed out for lunch. I wanted to eat my food in peace but since I had my usual "wierd asian food" people kept grabbing it and eating it without asking. Like no i know you are new to my table I sit at but hoe I am the only one aloud to do that and I do not abuse that power like you do.
(EDITING ME: LMAO LOOK AT THIS BITCH WRITING A DIS-STORY ABOUT SOME CHICK, BUT CAN'T EVEN SPELL.)
Here comes the worst part: "Oh V you are so lost being aromantic I bet you are only aromantic because you know you aren't pretty enough to date anyone." 
(EDITING ME: THIS WAS AT A TIME I IDENTIFIED AS AROMANTIC)
Bitch.Did.You. Fucking.

"JoJo it only matters what is on the inside." I said, yes I know I am not pretty but I have to keep my face forever might as well be happy.

(the only reason JoJo is considered pretty at school is because she knows how to do makeup without it I kid you not she goes from society standards 9 to a 5 and I have been rated a 7 by peers.)
(EDITING ME: O SHIT BOI I GOT HOTTER, PEOPLE RATE ME A 9 OR 8 NOW, LOOK AT ME GROWING UP AND BEING SO UGLY PPL THINK I'M HOT. honestly though I'm ugly as shit idk what's wrong with humans.) (editing editing v : jojo was and is still very pretty i didnt need to bring her down like that... and btw shes changed a lot and has grown and so have I we have even apologized for how shitty we were to each other.  We were both just rly mentally ill middle schoolers who didn't know how to handle our emotions and our very difficult school (it was like this intense science academy ) did NOT make it any better. anyways jojo if u see this, I know u wont bc i never told u it existed, I hope you're well and im proud of both of us for growing) 

"We both know boys just like looks hun." she said as she reached for her binder. I walked away leaving her at her locker glaring bullets into poor Sebby.

Sorry Sebby you where just trying to make me smile but you see I can't smile until shes out of my life.

When she came into class I went over to her desk with a good come back. " That's funny, boys must be blind because what I see is a big fat ugly pig with no life. We both know I could cut you up slice you in half rip you to shreds, but I won't because that gains me nothing. I would watch you burn to death and laugh while throwing oil at you. I can kill your exsistance if I really wanted to, so watch it." 
(EDITING ME:*WHEEZING WITH LAUGHTER* HUNTYYYY WE BOTH KNOW THAT SHIT DIDN'T HAPPEN, I WAS TOO CHICKEN TO EVEN TELL HER I THOUGHT SHE WAS A PRETTY FACE WITH AN UGLY ASS PERSONALITY, WHICH LOL I DID DO AT THE END OF THE YEAR WHEN SHE WAS SO CONVINCED I HAD A CRUSH ON HER.)

editing 2021 v- LMAO IM S SORRY THIS STORY IS SO INCONSISTENT. I wanted to try a new writing style midway through im so sorry and yes that did not happen 

KEEP IN MIND I AM TALKING SOCIAL STANDARDS NOT ACTUAL STABBING AND SHIT OKAY!

That had to have been the rudest thing I could have said , yes I felt really bad but good at the same time. 

Moral of the story: If someone tries to put you down that only means you are above them, so push them down LOWER LIKE A DEMON.

( editing 2021 v - this was funny but also i was at the age where i thought everything my parents said was gospel and my dad frequently told me this. In some cases yes maybe this is true but, bestie no one is above or below u lmfao) 

NOTE: SOME PARTS WHERE EXAGURAATED SO IF IK U IRL SOME OF THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IK BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS STORY AND BECAUSE WE ALL WANT TO SAY THIS TO HER I DID THIS BUT MOST OF THIS IS TRUE OKAY? WELL THE GIST OF IT IS TRUE.
(WOW LOOK AT ME NOT BEING ABLE TO SPELL)

So ya hope everyone lives happy and if you need me to scare the shit outta someone I am here :)

PS SORRY FOR BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR I WAS MAD WHILE WRITING