Zodiac Signs - Book One

Karaoke Bar

'When you're ready come and get it na-na-na...' Capricorn sang as they tried to be sexy. And all Aries could say to that performance was 'No thank you!' Cancer knew that it was their turn in 15 minutes and was now chickening out and begging a drunken Libra to sing with them. Gemini was already drunk too, and was super close to being thrown out. I was now Scorpio's turn and of course they chose the classic 'I'm Too Sexy' and of course Leo had to be in on this action. After this, Sagittarius appeared on stage, barely clothed and sang a bizarre rendition of 'Colors of the Wind'. Aquarius decided that they would play judge and so far the average score was a .05 out of 10. Taurus was drunk and somehow eating buffalo wings, and would only sing a song if they could do so sitting down. Pisces was singing a painful rendition of 'I Will Always Love You' while Virgo, who had the best voice of them all, was too shy to sing...