Expelled

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by TheAstrophile

by TheAstrophile

How the signs got expelled

Aries: Breaking someone's nose

Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizzas on the principal's credit card

Gemini: Changed their grades on a teacher's computer

Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt (Hot damn, savage lol jk)

Leo: Got caught watching hentai during class

Virgo: Hacked the schools wifi and disabled firewalls

Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in the middle of class

Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school

Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratches someone

Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors (I've had people in my school put scissors in the electrical sockets before...Didn't end well)

Pisces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of a test they didn't study for