Which celestial body should you fight
Aries: None. Stay home
Taurus: The moon
Gemini: Also the moon
Cancer: Anything you god damn want to
Leo: The sun
Virgo: The International Space System
Libra: Mars. Good fucking luck
Scorpio: The sun, but you'll probably lose
Sagittarius: A Mylar balloon in the shape of a star
Capricorn: Start kicking rocks. You're bound to find a meteor some day and when you do, you'll tear it a new asshole
Aquarius: The moon but only after Taurus and Gemini have softened it up a bit
Pisces: Just go outside at night and scream
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Zodiac Signs - Book One
AcakA Zodiac Sign Book. Random book filled with things on Zodiacs #!Ima Cancer!#
