On a Bus

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by TheAstrophile

by TheAstrophile

The signs on a bus

Aries: There are no seatbelts on this death machine.

Taurus: that's because...I ATE THEM DUN DUN DAAAAH

Gemini: so surprising Taurus, sit back down

Leo: I can't believe I've been seen on a bus *covers face with mask*

Cancer: I LOVE RIDING THE BUS!!! *kills busdriver and takes over*

Virgo: lmfao you go cancer show him who's boss

Libra: *kicks window down* SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS *jumps out for no apparent reason*

Scorpio: finally the trash took out itself!

Sagittarius: lmfao I'm coming libra! *jumps out window too*

Capricorn: *is in a private jet* pESANTS

Aquarius: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND!

Pisces: guys, I think this is illegal...