Okay, so this is a story I wrote a looooooonnnnggggggg time ago titled 'Attack of the Revenant Cow'. Orginally posted on the RuneScape forums. It is ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU DO NOT READ THIS. There are sooooooo many errors. It's written in a script format. It has no descriptions. I'm only posting it because, despite everything, I freaking love it. It's the first story I ever wrote, and to me it represents how far I've come over the past few years. So, I recommend you don't read it. Really just for me to look at and reminsce. :)
Prolouge
Our story begins at the Black Knight's Fortress...
"Where's that cow?!?!?" asked the Lord of the Black Knights angrily.
"I-I-I-I d-don't know, S-s-s-ir." said a servant.
No one knew that the cow had escaped-into the area of what is now the wilderness!
Years later Zamorak destroyed the Wilderness-and killed the cow. The Cow's ghost was angry. It became a Revenant.
Chapter 1: Revenant Cow Visits Lumbridge
Man: Oh my god! It's a ghost cow!!!!!
Cow: I have come to destroy all Zamorakians!!!!!
Priest:YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Hans: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duke: Cow, I order you to go back to the cow pasture.
Cow: No.
Duke: Now.
Cow: Nooooo.
Duke: Now!
Cow: Noooooooo!!!
Duke: You go to the pasture this instan-
ZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!
Random Player: Oh my god the cow killed the duke!!!!!
Cow: I have killed your leader! Now worship the Cow!!!!!!
People: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Level 3 Player: Ch4113ng3 m3 y0u n00b!!!!!F4c3 th3 p0w3r 0f my br0nz3 5w0rd!!!!
Cow: I'll give you all the pie in the general store.
Level 3 Player: I'11 0n1y 53tt13 4 4ll th3 p135 1n th3 w0r1d!!!!!!!!!!
Cow: Fine. At least help me dominate the world.
Level 3 Player: My n4m3 15 KingNoob.
Cow: My name is Cow.
KingNoob: So... We're partners?
Cow: No. I'm your Lord and your my henchman.
KingNoob: That cow is insane...
Cow: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?
KingNoob: Lord Cow is insanly clever.
Cow: That's what I thought you said.
KingNoob: Really??
Cow: No.
KingNoob:
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Thanks For Reading! I'll post some more later
Aug2008 15-Mar-2009 18:12:21 Last edited on 15-Mar-2009 19:28:05 by Poizynus Chapter 2: Duel Arena
Cow: We're going to the duel arena.No whining!
KingNoob:But we have to pay the gu-
ZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
