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Just some fun little Zodiac Signs facts and such. . . they aren't completely or correct at all, so don't get all triggered on me.

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by erzy--

by erzy--

What the Signs Need More Than Anything Else

Aries: A reality check.

Taurus: A line of coke and a karaoke machine.

Gemini: A slap and a mood stabilizer.

Cancer: A box of tissues and a block of chocolate.

Leo: A room without mirrors.

Virgo: A xanax.

Libra: A backbone.

Scorpio: To be escorted into Hell.

Sagittarius: To sit still.

Capricorn: A joint.

Aquarius: To fucking listen.

Pisces: To just. . . chill for a second.