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Just some fun little Zodiac Signs facts and such. . . they aren't completely or correct at all, so don't get all triggered on me.

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Ass-trology

Aries: "You have a cute butt."

Taurus: "Your booty is perf."

Gemini: "Love that ass, boo!"

Cancer: "Your butt is wonderful."

Leo: "Your butt is round and peachy."

Virgo: "That butt makes me happy."

Libra: "Wanna touch your butt."

Scorpio: "That butt is worth millions."

Sagittarius: "Ass like Beyoncé."

Capricorn: "Your butt is grand."

Aquarius: "Your butt is goals."

Pisces: "Cutie bootie patootie."