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Terrible PickUp Lines You Should Never Use
LosoweWant to tell your beloved a good pickup line? Well, then this book is NOT for you. Unless, of course, you want to know which pickup lines you don't want to use. That's acceptable too. I decided I wanted to put all of the terrible pickup lines I coul...
