18:29pm
My phone abruptly vibrates on my bedside table, making me jump and waking me up from my nap. Wiping the sleep from my eyes, I grab my phone. I have a text message, from a number I don't recognise.
Unknown number: hey dad, what time are you and mum gonna get to the arena?
Me: um, whose this?
Unknown number: Shawn..?
Me: I don't know any shawns, sorry dude
Unknown number: cmon dad, stop playing around, I really need to know what time you're gonna get here
Me: but I'm not ur dad :P
Unknown number: i must've typed in the wrong number, shit
Unknown number: sorry man
Me: it's cool, it's not like you woke me up from my nap or anything
Unknown number: once again, I'm sorry dude, haha
Me: I'm not a dude :(
Unknown number: you're a girl?
Me: I chose to identify as a trash bag
Unknown number: a trash bag?
Me: yep, it represents what I am, a piece of trash
Unknown number: lol
Me: I'm not actually a trash bag, if I was I wouldn't be texting you right now, Shawn, trash bags don't have arms.
Me: and yes, I'm a girl
Unknown number: wait, how'd you know my name?
Me: you told me dumbass
Unknown number: feisty
Me: you know it Shawn
Unknown number: well, since you know my name, are you gonna tell me yours?
Me: nope
Unknown number: Why?
Me: for all I know you could be some 55 year old pedofile, idkkkk
Unknown number: I'm not a 55 year old pedofile, I'm 18
Me: so your names Shawn and your 18
Me: we're getting to know so much about eachother already aw
Unknown number: i know nothing about you lol
Me: My names Chloe, im 17
Me: happy?
Unknown number: Chloe's a nice name :)
Me: Thanks
Unknown number: I gotta go, im going to a concert, I might text you later Chloe
Me: ooooh, who ya seeing?
Unknown number: nobody
Me: that doesn't make sense
Me: hulloooo?
------------------------------------------------------------------- A/N lmao if I make any mistakes pls tell moi
