For a second, I swear I feel my heart stop beating. I can't breathe, I can't move, I'm just sat here, completely frozen, staring at my screen. I quickly tweet Shawn saying thankyou for the follow
Could Fake Shawn be the real Shawn?
No, there's no way, there are billions of people he could have accidentally texted, why would it be me?
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Me: AJAKWNRLFCSSNDFEKEEKN
Me: HHHE FOLLJOWED ME
Me: I ThINK I MIGHT ActuALLY BE dyING NO JOke
Me: WHEBENDKIAJWBBEDB
Me: IMGOMGOMGOMGOMGODKDKFMF BO FUCKING WAY
Fake Shawn: you're welcome Chloe :)
Me: WHAt
Fake Shawn: I saw your tweet
Me: because I gave you my Twitter, I still don't believe that you're Shawn
Me: also I changed your contact name
Possibly Fake Shawn: to what?
Me: Possibly Fake Shawn
Possibly Fake Shawn: gee, thanks
Possibly Fake Shawn: note the sarcasm
Me: hilarious
Possibly Fake Shawn: so, even after I followed you, you still don't believe it's me?
Me: I tweet Shawn nearly every day, he probably just saw one of them and followed me
Possibly Fake Shawn: ugh
Possibly Fake Shawn: I tried
Possibly Fake Shawn: you got me, it's not really Shawn, i was just messing around
Me: KNEW IT
Possibly Fake Shawn: i know
Me: so what's your real name? And age? Maybe you are a 55 year old pedofile after all
Defiantly Fake Shawn: Ryan, and im still 18, I didn't lie about that part
Me: I almost started to believe you were Shawn, just for a second, haha
Me: your contact name is now, 'defiantly fake Shawn'
Defiantly Fake Shawn: oh
Me: I have to go, cya Ryan
Defiantly Fake Shawn: bye
