Me: are you back yet?
Unknown number: I am now
Me: so whose concert did you go to?
Unknown number: my own
Me: you sing?! That's so cool
Unknown number: thanks, I play guitar too :))
Me: maybe I've heard of you?
Unknown number: you probably have
Unknown number: Shawn Mendes
Unknown number: please don't give out my number, privacy is one of the only things I have left
Me: haha, nice joke dude
Fake Shawn: what?
Me: as if you're Shawn Mendes
Fake Shawn: I am..?
Me: nope, no way, I don't believe you
Me: also I changed your contact name to Fake Shawn, Fake Shawn :))
Fake Shawn: but, when I told you my name was Shawn, that I was 18 and play guitar and sing, did it not cross your mind that I might have been Shawn Mendes?
Me: of course, but there's no way on this earth that Shawn Mendes would text me
Me: but y'know, nice prank, I almost fell for it ;)
Fake Shawn: it wasn't a prank Chloe, I was meant to text my dad to ask what time my parents were coming to the show last night, he must have made a mistake with the number or something :\
Me: lollll
Fake Shawn: what? That's the truth, I swear. I wouldn't prank someone into thinking they were texting their celebrity crush, that's just cruel, I'm not like that.
Me: who said I was a fan of yours?
Fake Shawn: I just assumed you were, sorry.
Fake Shawn: also, you said 'fan of yours' does this mean you believe me now??
Me: no, it was a typo
Fake Shawn: :(
Me: so, since we're friends now, what's your Twitter? Imma follow you
Fake Shawn: @shawnmendes
Me: you really won't give it up will you? I know you're not really Shawn Mendes.
Fake Shawn: but I am :(
Me: whateverr
Me: @ *insert username here*
Fake Shawn: is that your Twitter?
Me: yep
Me: so, what's your real name?
Fake Shawn: Shawn
Me: *sigh*
Fake Shawn: I'm telling you the truth! Why would I lie?
Me: why wouldn't you?
Fake Shawn: good point I guess, but like I said, I'm not lying.
Me: I won't lie to you
Fake Shawn: huh
Me: see! You're not Shawn! You don't even know the lyrics to his songs!
Fake Shawn: I know he's just not right for you
Me: you could've just got that off Google y'know
Fake Shawn: but I didn't, I wrote that song,
Me: lies
Fake Shawn: most girls would probably faint if i accidentally text them, but not you
Me: because Shawn Mendes hasn't accidentally text me
Fake Shawn: he has
Fake Shawn: I mean, I have
Me: okay, I believe you
Fake Shawn: really?! :)
Me: ha no
Fake Shawn: :(
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