[LAURENS]
Well, well, I heard
You've got a special someone on the side, Burr
[HAMILTON]
Is that so?
[LAURENS]
What are you tryin' to hide, Burr?
[BURR]
I should go
(Now it begins)
hamilton starts blushingggg
burr is like "oh don't worry tho im totally not gay but it is unlawful bc i am"
hamilton is like "i h8 my wife lol burr fam u sure you're not gay"
burr replies "no"
ham is like "ok burr let's have a secret affair with ur wife's knowin
but shh
we'll call you hmm ms maria reynolds cuz that's a female african american name right"
burr is like "mm ok hamilton but i have to say i hate you bc i am jealous of u
so after this ill have to kill u"
hanilton is like "lol ok but may the world never know that i am super gay
also peggy is better than u"
burr screams "no hamilton" and shoots him
in the end burr ends up killin peggy but nobody cared bc peggy
and that's how hamilton really ends
The End
sO YEAH MY FRIEND BASICALLY SENT THIS IN A GROUP CHAT AND IM LIKE "Ima make it a fanfic" and I basically just copied what she said, pasted it here then bam fanfic. Hope you enjoyed ;)
Creds to Pure-P0rtals
