Moonlight glow : Return of the firstborn

Moonlight Glow chapter 4

Moonlight Glow chapter 4

I jump into bed right beside Lyndsey as she grabs her laptop and places it in front of us on her pillow. We both lay on our stomachs facing her laptop as she goes to different dating websites putting in fake information about herself, and laughing at ugly guys.

"Omg!!! I have to go through 50 ugly guys, just to get to an average looking one" Lyndsey complains, resting her chin on my shoulder. I chuckle quietly, because what she said is sadly true.

She scrolls through a bunch of guys, who's age ranges, supposedly from eighteen to twenty two while half the guys look Thirty. I feel kinda bad that I am actually entertained by looking at ugly guys on dating websites. Lyndsey clicks on this Chubby guy's profile and bursts out laughing. "Haha, he looks like Monkey boy!!!"

I scrunch my face up in confusion

Who is monkey boy???

I take a good look at the guy, he has curly, auburn hair, fair skin, grey eyes, cricket teeth shaped into a wide grin, horribly groomed facial hair, monkey-like ears, and a cricket nose. I feel bad that he has to look this way, but there could be some female out there that finds him attractive, I mean, from what I've seen, you would be surprised. Lyndsey finally calms down after 5 minutes of laughing hysterically and complaining about how laughing too hard is making her stomach hurt. "I've never laughed so hard in my life" Lyndsey says holding her stomach.

I give her a strange look "It wasn't that funny. If you ask me, I find it sad..."

Lyndsey gives me a flat look

"Yeah. Well that's easy for you to say, because you don't know Monkey boy"

I throw my hands up in the air "Who is Monkey boy!?!" Lyndsey falls into another laughing fit at the mention of whoever this 'monkey boy' is. Lyndsey turns her body towards me excitedly

"Monkey boy is this boy that I used to know in Australia, he looked just like this Guy. I mean he was Ratchet!"

I laugh at her Enthusiasm, shaking my head at her. "You're so mean, Lynds. why do you call him Monkey boy?"

"How am I mean!?! It's the truth. Monkey boy looked like a monkey, no joke."

I turn my attention back to the guy on Lyndsey's laptop. I furrow my eyebrows and I turn to her suggestively "Hey! what if this is him?"

Lyndsey ponders for a moment before shaking her head "Nah. this can't be him, because this guy is living here in the US, it says his name is Jerry, and he is like 27, Monkey boy is in Australia, he's my age, and Monkey boy's real name is Taylor. We came up with the nickname because he's ugly, and he liked to climb trees and Monkey Bars, and-"

I abruptly cut her off by holding up my hand. "Wait a minute- what do you mean by ' we came up with the nickname'?" I ask, mimicking her Australian accent. Lyndsey looks thoughtful for a while before smiling at me slyly. "Well, what can I say? Most kids didn't like him, he was sooo annoying, his ugly face just made it worse... and to answer your question, it was Me, Spencer, Stefan-"

"What??? MY Stefan!?!" I pull myself up with my hands, so that I'm sitting up.

Lyndsey snorts "Duh! it's not like he's a Goody two shoes. He started most of the fights and pranks. If you thought he was an Angel, then NEWSFLASH!!! Stefan was a really bad kid. and if I'm the one saying that, then that must really mean something" I open my mouth to object, but I close my mouth knowing that she's probably right.

"Anyway" Lyndsey continues, giving me a scolding look, which I'm assuming is for cutting her off "It was me, Spencer, Stefan, Adam, the Twins... and a bunch of other people you don't know" she finishes off with a smug smirk