Crazy in love with the little devil

Fancy 15

Fancy POV

TWO WEEKS na ang nakalipas. Nakapunta na ako sa orphanage para magbigay ng toys and clothes. Super saya ang makatulong like duh, I'm feeling anghel na because I'm being mabait na. But then I realized...

I will be forever devil-na maganda. Yeah.

Naaalala ko pa nga how Blake and Sydd stared at each other like they have tinatagong pagtingin to each other. Eww. I can't imagine who's the gay.

"Wifey, ano na namang iniisip mo? Hulaan ko, ako?"

I make paikot my eyeballs. As always, he's so feelingero like to the highest level. "Duh. You're wrong. I was thinking on how I could putol your dila e."

Sumimangot siya. And I don't know why. He looked so gwapo even on his sungit face. Where's justice? Ugh.

"Ang harsh mo sa akin, wifey. Bakit mo naman puputulin ang dila ko?"

"I just... like to do that?"

"Tch. Halikan kita diyan e."

"What?"

"Wala."

I heard it. he will kiss me? Eee.. like I want! Yes I want... arghhh! It's so annoying!

He continued what he's doing. He's nag-iihaw kasi ng barbecue because we're nakatambay dito sa mansyon. And he make me yaya na mag-swimming. So I said yes.

Dumating si Yaya Madonna. I asked her to get us bathrobe kasi we forgot. We're both wet pa naman na because we already swim.

"Mam Pansi, here na po ang bathrobe na you utos. This is poryu. And this is por Sir Sydd. Hihi."

I rolled my eyes. She's nagpapa-cute na naman kay Sydd. I'm gonna sunog her puro patay na hair, e.

"Sir Sydd. Bathrobe niyo po. You make suot suot na yan para you can't feel the lamig and water. Hihi. I'm seeing your ABS e. I want to kurot yan like tinapay."

Yaya Madonna is making my head... so init! Talaga!

One.

Tumawa pa si Sydd like he's natutuwa pa. Seriously? He's always smiling to others. I'm naiirita!

"You is have a bicycle. Hihi."

"Bicycle, Yaya?" tanong ni Sydd.

Yaya pointed Sydd's bicep. Ew. Her English is so..... ugh.

"Ah, biceps ba? Haha. Yaya talaga." Sydd is still laughing pa. He's natutuwa ba kay Yaya like he likes her?

"I will sundot sundot yan talaga Sir Sydd e. Hihi."

Two.

"Si Yaya talaga, palabiro. Salamat sa bathrobe."

"Sir Sydd. Can you be my textmate po? Hihi. Pasaload po kita."

Three.

I'm humarang kay Sydd and hinarap si Yaya. I'm naiirita talaga like she's flirting with Sydd e. I don't like that. I want to sunog her hair and her soul!

"Mam Pansi. You is blocking the view. Hihi."

"Black eye, you want?" I asked her. "I will dukot your eye balls and I will ahit your kilay talaga. You're so papansin to Sydd. Leave us alone and stop talking to Sydd like you were close to him."

Napakamot pa sa ulo si Yaya and sinilip si Sydd sa likod ko. Duh. Si Yaya is so manhid. she didn't mind if I'm mad.

"Sorry po Sir Sydd. Strcit po ang mam ko e. Hihi. Bye bye!"