HTTYD - Race To the Edge - One Shots

I'm actually going to kill you!

Hey guy!

sorry for the late update but I didn't have any wifi.

I would like to make a really quick announcement before the story

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I wrote a new story!!

Please go check it out and tell me what you think. It is about Berk watching the first movie and I would love you feedback! Thanks guys!

No one's POV

The edge was a quite, tranquil place and the sun was just starting to peak over the horizon. There were terrible terrors singing on the rooftops, dolphins playing in the water and Smidvag and the gang were chirping Thor knows what into the wind when all of a sudden...

"TUFFNUT THORSTON!!!! I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!" Astrid yelled into the wind from her doorway in her hut. The cry was so loud in fact that the terrible terrors left, the dolphins retreated to safer waters and Smidvag and the gang all flew at top speed toward a cave located at the top of the island. As well as all that, every living thing on the edge was suddenly awoken and this was a problem because it was only 5 in the morning.

At Heather's Hut:

"--GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!"Astrid cried. Windshear woke and started shooting spikes everywhere and anywhere all around heathers hut. One of said spikes stuck into the head board of Heathers bed, millimeters from her head. Heathers eyes shot open and she slinked around the spike saying soothing words to her dragon.

"Hey, Hey shhhhh, shhhhh, it's alright... there we go that's better isn't it?" she said will soothing her tail spikes down with her hand. Heather looked around the room at all the spikes stuck in the walls and sighed. She decided to clean them up later and head to the clubhouse to find out what all the fuss was about at such an early time.

At Fishleg's Hut:

"--GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!" Astrid cried. Fishlegs woke up with a start and sat up only to hit his head on the tree that his bed was carved into. (A/N: Like one of those window seat things but a bed... If you don't get it just imagine a hole carved into a tree but the hole is a bed...) This created, not only a big bump on his head but a loud THUNK that traveled through the hut causing a sleepy Meatlug to wake and started coughing balls of lava out of shock burning holes through the wooden floor. Fishlegs sighed and decided that he would go see what all this commotion was about. He dodged the lava holes, soothed Meatlug and then proceeded to make his way to the clubhouse.

At Snoutlout's Hut

"--GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!" Astrid cried.

Snoutlout woke screaming "NO NO NO I WANTED TO GET THE PRETTY GIRL!" Then realised he was awake and he cursed himself under his breathe. Snoutlouts sudden outburst caused Hookfang to set fire to Snoutlout's blanket which proceeded to disintegrate in front of his very eyes. "HOOKFANG!" He scolded the dragon. Said dragon just snickered causing more flames to engulf the room. Snoutlout ran out screaming, his dragon following suit. They both turned to look at the hut... Well less of a hut now, more... a pile of charred pits of wood. Snoutlout rolled his eyes and looked at his dragon. Hookfang avoided his riders gaze as best he could.

"Grrr... Come on Hookfang we better see to what ever just woke us up." He sighed as he got onto his dragon and they made their way to the clubhouse, Snoutlout glancing back at is black hut, grumbling then quickly giving Hookfang a whack on the horn.

At Hiccups Hut:

"--GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!" Astrid cried. Hiccup rolled off his bed, knocked into Toothless, which then caused both of them to roll down the stairs of Hiccups hut ending in them both landing in a pile of black wings and human limbs. (A/N: See what I did there? Wings? Limbs? No? okay...)

"Hey Toothless?" Hiccup muffled into his dragons wing.

"mhm?" was his reply.

"Would you mind getting off of me so that I can feel air pass through my body again?" As if he had just jumped into the Antarctic waters, Toothless sprang off his rider like a cat and proceeded to help his best friend scramble off of the floor.

"What on Thor's world was that noise?" Hiccup asked his dragon. His was met with what he believed to be a shrug of the shoulders from his dragon. 

"What do you say we find out?" Hiccup said as he put on his prosthetic leg, strapped Toothless' tail and saddle on and began to fly toward the clubhouse noticing the others following all except one...

When everyone arrived at the clubhouse they found a stray Ruffnut looking for something in the chests. She must have felt their presence as she whipped around and cried "SHOVELS! I need shovels!"

"And why would you need shovels Ruff?" Asked Hiccup, his eyebrow raised in a questioning manner.

"I need to dig my idiot brothers grave! He Lokied Astrid!"

"Oh Thor..." Hiccup said. He turned to the door to look for the muttonhead and as if on que, Tuff ran around the corner and cowered behind Hiccup.

"Hiccup! Thank Thor! You will protect me wontcha?" Tuffnut asked, clinging to Hiccups waist.

"Tuffnut! What exactly did you do to Astrid?"Hiccup said looking down at the terrified Tuffnut.

"I just--" He was cut off by the sound of Astrid yelling not too far off.

"TUFFNUT TORSTEN YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

"Now Tuff, be extremely careful what you say in the next moment as it will determine weather you live or die..." Hiccup said.

Astrid came round the corner, blood boiling. Everyones faces dropped, their jaws hung slack.

"Tuffnut! Please explain to me why you thought this," She said gesturing to herself "Was a good idea?"

"Well... Um..." 

"Yeah thats what I thought! Hiccup! Throw this ugly piece of yak dung off of the island or I will cut him into a million little pieces and feed him to the boars from their bro pit!"

"Okay Astrid I know you are upset but we need to think about this-"

"Hiccup! Look at me! I am covered in Paint!" and she was... from her head to toe. Her hair was pink, her shirt bindings were green and red, her shoulder pads slightly purple, her skirt was yellow and her shoes and leggings were orange.

"Tuffnut, are you extremely, very sorry about what you did to Astrid?" Hiccup said to the boy still clung to his waist.

"Uh..." he looked around at everyone. What he was going to say was Yeah, but you have to admit it was pretty funny? but he decided against it when he saw them all shake their heads.

"Yes..." He said and looked down in shame.

"And to make Astrid happy you have to clean out her stall for 2 weeks." Hiccup said and finally pried off Tuff. Astrid swung her axe at Tuffnuts neck but stopped it just before it made contact.

"Do it again," She said in a hushed hiss "And I will roast you alive and feed you to Stormily." She said before she stormed out and went to wash off. Everyone in the room let out a collective breathe that they didn't know they were holding.

"Tuffnut. You mutton head." was all Snoutlout said before he left and went to find some wood to rebuild his house.

"Agreed." Fishlegs and Heather said at the same time. They both walked out and headed off to clean up their huts.

"Please don't ever do that again." Hiccup said as he mounted Toothless and took off.

Ruffnut just gave him a whack on the head and said this 

"It had to be Astrid didn't it?"

A/N: Thanks for reading! and please check out my new story :)

Thanks again,  

Alice